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Posted by:
rainwriter
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Date: July 13, 2013 06:10PM
If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
"Temple and I am now at Hooters," showed up on my facebook news feed from one of my tbm male friends.
Your turn!
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anagrammy
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Date: July 13, 2013 06:19PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
Has oral sex with wife while wearing a condom to keep avoiding conception from feeling that good.
Anagrammy
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Posted by:
Confrontationalist
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Date: July 13, 2013 06:24PM
The largest fraud in U.S. history. (n/t)
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Date: July 13, 2013 06:29PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
"Mormons have been discriminated against too, you know. There was even an extermination order against us that wasn't removed until the 1970s." - stupid white Mormon talking to minorities
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DishyDoodle
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Date: July 13, 2013 06:33PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
Judge others liberally and try really, really hard to avoid being the subject of judgment yourself.
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crom
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Date: July 13, 2013 06:34PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
So stupid. . . it burns!
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Date: July 13, 2013 06:39PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
The Cult of Joseph
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CrispingPin
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Date: July 13, 2013 07:03PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
The only true and living church on the face of the whole earth.
And no, I'm not being serious.
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Posted by:
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Date: July 13, 2013 07:15PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
Marketing wizards.
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Date: July 13, 2013 07:23PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
"she's so nice, she's almost like a member"
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ConcernedCitizen
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Date: July 13, 2013 07:33PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
Like Saltaire...a broken-down, abandoned amusement park.
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Posted by:
ddt
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Date: July 13, 2013 07:35PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
Teaching young children to hate themselves.
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Posted by:
Rebeckah
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Date: July 13, 2013 07:35PM
"If we're obedient enough we men can grow up to be GODS!!"
In other words: Narcissistic, elitist, self righteousness with ready-made plastic friends.
Granted, they aren't the only religion out there that is guilty of that mentality.
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Posted by:
Taddlywog
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Date: July 13, 2013 07:49PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
parasitic amoral slug with the backbone of jellyfish masquerading as humanoid substance......oh wait that's my husband.
It's just a church.
With a God complex.
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Posted by:
CA girl
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Date: July 13, 2013 11:12PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
Teaching people to treat others in ways they'd never tolerate being treated themselves.
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Posted by:
notinthislifetime
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Date: July 13, 2013 11:45PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
+1,000
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Posted by:
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Date: July 13, 2013 11:20PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
It slices, it dices -call now - wait, there's MOre.
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Sir Frederick
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Date: July 13, 2013 11:20PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
Comfortably numb in their delusion
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HangarXVIII
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Date: July 13, 2013 11:22PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
A small turd in the rancid sewer of Christianity.
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Mia
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Date: July 13, 2013 11:24PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
Sure fire recipe for mental illness.
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Posted by:
jacob
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Date: July 13, 2013 11:27PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
We'll make you pay.
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Posted by:
lumpyfred
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Date: July 13, 2013 11:34PM
Here, I found it
"F*** YOU, God's on OUR side!" - LDS doctrine, condensed version
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Posted by:
utahstateagnostics
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Date: July 13, 2013 11:36PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
If you don't like the doctrine, just wait 5 minutes.
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woodsmoke
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Date: July 13, 2013 11:48PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
"If any of you stop living the Gospel, you're out." --My former TBM almost-MIL, to her 4 children
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Date: July 13, 2013 11:48PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
The Glory of God is not intelligence, it's ignorance.
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fineline
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Date: July 13, 2013 11:51PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
"I'm right, you're wrong. (Puts fingers in ears) La La La La La. I can't hear you."
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Date: July 14, 2013 12:06AM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
Rude, arrogant and naive.
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matt20
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Date: July 14, 2013 12:12AM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
Don't Say: Pay & Obey.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/14/2013 12:12AM by matt20.
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presleynfactsrock
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Date: July 14, 2013 12:14AM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
We are watching YOU.
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Date: July 14, 2013 12:28AM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
Epic waist of time, money, and priorities.
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Anonny Mouse
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Date: July 14, 2013 04:44AM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
What isn't cheesy is creepy.
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Date: July 14, 2013 05:18AM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
"Fire Insurance. 10% and YOU'RE IN!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!"
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Posted by:
snuckafoodberry
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Date: July 14, 2013 09:13AM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
"Following a gospel we can't explain"
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Date: July 14, 2013 10:08AM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
Magical thinking gone wild!
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Mnemonic
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Date: July 14, 2013 10:19AM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
A religion who's doctrine changes every time the prophet goes to the bathroom.
I would like to add another...
A steaming fresh pile of bullsh!t masquerading as a religion.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/14/2013 10:26AM by Mnemonic.
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Posted by:
Yaqoob
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Date: July 14, 2013 10:21AM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
The biggest hoax perpetuated on human kind since Islam.
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Posted by:
burnned
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Date: July 14, 2013 10:24AM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
It's an Abomination. Any place that Uses God to Hurt Mankind is considered so by me.
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cludgie
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Date: July 14, 2013 12:00PM
Re: If you could sum up typical mormonism in one phrase...
Boorishly arrogant and unbelievably stupid. Stupid with two "O's". Stoopid.
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