If a guy gets to godhood he gets his own world and lots of plural wives to have the spirit babies, right?

Where will all these single women come from?

There are going to be more valiant women than men (great planning on God's part, don't ya think) so the slacker men will lose their wives to the JS clones.



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Don't forget the slacker "lost boys." They get dumped at the side of a terrestrial road, somewhere in interplanetary space.

I think most men would reply---Hey, who cares if their single? Just a female guess.

gemini Wrote:
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> If a guy gets to godhood he gets his own world and
> lots of plural wives to have the spirit babies,
> right?
>
> Where will all these single women come from?

This is a good question, especially considering that the vast majority of candidates for the CK will have to be children who died before the age of accountability. And these children will be approximately 50% male, and 50% female. So yes, where will all the surplus ladies come from?

Any TBM LDS want to weigh in on this one?

Okay, so, if that dumbarse Joe Smith had thought to look inside the stone box more carefully, he would have seen the manuscript that was hidden in the secret compartment.

The contents of the manuscript, loosely translated (you have to put your hat in a a rock that has a cleft in it to translate the thing and instead of a breastplate, well, there is a codpiece), are as follows:

I caution you to know that the secret teaching that follows has never been revealed on planet earth before, so use the knowledge responsibly.

The god of the planet Bolok is a woman, Eloher. All her staff is female. Her prophets and their disciples are female. And, like earthly seahorses and phalaropes, the men tend the nest and raise the young. The babes dump their eggs and hie themselves to the next male.

The males of Bolok's god Eloher, being the vessels of life, are more righteous than the females, so a surplus of them will make it to their god's celestial kingdom.

So their celestial kingdom will be heavily populated by males, and their version of the lowest kingdom will be chock full of those damn irresponsible, in-charge women. The inverse of Elohim of Kolob.

So, the covert teaching goes that the ratios will all even out, and Elohim's priesthood-bearing pricks will have their pick of the pms queens of Eloher. And the righteous few males and females will meet in the ether and live happily ever after.

And now I am going to have to kill myself for disclosing the secrets of the inverse universe.

Peace out,
Ishmael