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Someone else posted this picture on another thread.

Seems to me the picture begs for a caption, but I'm not very creative.

Ideas?

It makes more sense if you read it right to left.

Thinking..."Who the Hell prints such rubbish about me, hmmmm, and what are Latter-day Saints????"
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"Collect a few more of these, and we'll have a year's supply of toilet paper."

"Crappy binding, cheap work, I'd of thought they could have mass produced this with a little better quality. The original is pure gold after all."

"I've read this damn thing 5 times and I still don't believe a word of it."

"How the hell am I going to get all the way to South America?"



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Why can't I ever get past Second Nephi?

Didn't work. Guess I'll go back to counting sheep.

That guy Nephi is a bad ass...chopping heads and stealing gold

When I told Joe not to join any of the churches, I didn't mean start his own and write this ridiculous book!

Pie Jesu Domine

It must be broken, every time I hit my head with it, more crap flies out. Worse yet, no killer rabbits!

"OK. Now no one can see I looking at porn."

Huh? This fairy tale sucks! Nobody got to live happily ever after. Where did I buy this thing at - I'm definitely returning it.

"God I love my new exfoliating moisturizing cream! Look how velvety and smooth my face looks!!"

"I think I'll change out of my hoody when I get to Florida."

"Note to self: Don't forget to thank Mary Magdalene for giving me the Groomsmen kit for my birthday....my beard has never looked better!"

"Why did I let Moroni take those plates back to heaven? Now they're 1500 years over due at the Zarahemla public library. I'll have to raise tithing to 15% to pay the fees."

What's this version! The 1840 Robinson Smith Nauvoo 3rd Edition is My Version. Flip and fetch.



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Kinda looks like what George Zimmerman would look like with a

beard and a hoodie.

"Haha Joseph, I'm still a bigger fraud than you!!"

The most insightful thing about this book is how the blue vinyl reflects the light.

also

I can haz froddd and plajarizm.

Hmmm, what should I do, read this for free, or watch the Marriott pay for porn?

"Hmmm, I always thought MORmON was spelled with one "M" not two"

"Great, another unauthorized biography. I doubt it got anything right."

"This isn't even _good_ fanfiction"

"I didn't authorize this!"

I like these!!!

I like jellohater's "unauthorized biography" caption. Very good indeed!

Why is the ISBN in Reformed Egyptian?

So this is "Chloroform in print." Maybe if I read it backwards, it will have the opposite effect. Like crack cocaine? !!! OK, I'll turn it over, just kidding.

Wow! Fan fiction! 50 Shades of Grey was a hit. High hopes for this...

"I wept. Not in a good way."

“Me, I’m so sick of these book signing tours, yea verily I could hurl."

"Of course there's no nutritional value! Nothing but chloroform in here!"

So I got this free book in the mail, I wonder if it's true the missionaries will come calling?

George Zimmerman doesn't come along I'll be fine".

I ordered the 'GOLD' version, and all I got was this crappy toilet paper edition.

What a cheapskate religion!

"Where's America? What's a Nephite?"

It's a true book.
It has paper pages, and a cover, glued on at the spine, and ink printing contained therein.

It's truely a boring book.
I was reduced to tears of boredom streaming down my handsome bearded face at every chapter.

It's true this godawful hack writing should be banned from the universe and camels employed to spit on it and trod it deep into the soil so worms can feed.

I've truely wasted hours and days of my life with this book numbing my brain with its endless parade of 'and it came to pass' s and 'I, Nephi' s and other pulpy phrases.

Prayers and PR companies cannot help this truly dumb book.

"Sigh"

I see kindly Jesus saying, "What the fuck...??"

"I read this when I can't sleep. By the third, 'and it came to pass,' I'm out like a light."

"My favorite part is where I pull that Criss Angel pillar of light trick and freak out all those dudes--but the chicks totally dug it...and hey, if they didn't it like I'd put the hit on their frikkin' cities like a total A bomb, dude."