He was at her parents house in Scottsdale, Arizona. I went to pick her up for a date, He didn't seem like much of a deity to me. Wasn't very Mighty with only a few ragtag followers. Didn't look as Strong as me. But, of course, I'm not impressed with even more famous ones either. Like Gordon B. Hinckley, the Pope, et al. After I met him I took Cheryl out for a date. Starting with evil coff
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One percent reduction in your tithing this month if you got it right. Pay Lay Alol
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I know its true for me. I have never eaten monkey. Pay Lay Alol
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Never thought I would see anything related to sewing in Utah go under! The man who runs the web auction lives in the next town over from me near San Francisco. Usually he handles things like large construction company closures. He does things around the country. This is the first Utah one I received. TBM sisters don't want to sew any more? AUCTION Fashion Sewing Cabinets of America - Comp
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1. Dumbish 2. Dumb 3. Dumber 4. Really dumb 5. Dumb as dirt This is based on hundreds of Exmos (smart) online, conferences, get-togethers over decades and knowing stupid Mormons like my brother-in-law plyg in Mona, Utard. And my sister-in-law who lived in Ogden with her 12 (not a typo,twelve) kids. Pay Lay Alol
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Shipping is free with Delivery Utah Mail Bike (DUMB)! Pay Lay Alol
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Don’t let the door on The Spaceship to Kolob Hit you on your garments Thank you mob.
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She was in acute care a week, another week in Skilled Nursing and now a week and a half in home care. Yesterday she went back for follow-up with the surgeon and x-rays of the hip and broken finger. Hip healing on schedule and cast on broken finger came off. The big metal cast on the longest finger of the right hand would have come in handy if we had had any secret underwear peddlers come aroun
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She was in the kitchen and the dishwasher door was down. The shoes she wore had strings. The end of one string flipped up and hung in one of the little horizontal air vents on dishwasher doors. She broke her right hip and one finger on her right hand when she put it down to break her fall. She's out of the acute care hospital where she had the surgery and is now in a Skilled Nursing Facility t
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If we can't say Mormon anymore lets do what a Jewish friend of mine did. When he wrote me an email and used the word God he always left out the middle letter to make it G_d. Thus Mormon becomes Mor_on. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=He%20Who%20Must%20Not%20Be%20Named Pay Lay Alol
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http://www.elvesarenotfake.com/evidence_of_elves.php And there are seven kinds of anti-elveists. Pay lay Alol
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Ether 11:14 And it came to pass that Ethem did execute judgment in wickedness all his days; and he begat Moron. And it came to pass that Moron did reign in his stead, and Moron did do that which was wicked before the Lord. Ether 11:15 And it came to pass that there arose a rebellion among the people because of that secret combination which was built up to get power and gain. And there arose a
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I did spot Alfred Hitchcock and Waldo. Pay Lay Alol
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The problem is it isn't Mormon. It's doomsday world will end at Y2K holy-roller. Fanatic mother tries to keep knowledge of sex from her son. The title is Sex Ed in Lizard Lick Arizona. Is that too far off topic from secret underwear? Pay Lay Alol
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I have learned so much about the secret underwear peddlers. When I started here on RfM around the turn of the century I thought I knew about everything. I didn't know the half! Your site has been a wonderful thing to so many injured souls. Enjoy your well deserved retirement. Jerry
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With all this talk about what the "church" should be called I thought I could get in my two cents worth. What's your new name? https://www.google.com/search?q=Dork&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-ab Pay Lay Alol
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Never to early to get Smithmas gifts for the fanatics in your life. https://www.heirloomartco.com/products/book-of-mormon-br-printed-on-one-page Pay Lay Alol
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This was at an EXmormon party potluck south of San Francisco many years ago. It was a flat rectangular dish of lemon Jell-O about 4 inches deep. The single ingredient was a submerged UNOPENED can of Spam. Pay Lay Alol
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https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2010/03/jell-o-love-a-guide-to-mormon-cuisine/37929/ Pay Lay Alol
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http://www.ldsliving.com/9-Insane-But-Fabulous-Knots-for-Your-Man-s-Tie/s/75726 Pay lay Alol
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See Number 5. Pit Tomb 33 where Book of Abraham came from. http://www.ldsliving.com/7-Wonders-of-the-Mormon-World/s/76601?page=1#story-content Pay Lay Alol
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One TBM bought seven pages (they are framed) - one for each of his kids. http://www.nbcnews.com/id/9050419/ns/us_news-life/t/pulp-profit-book-mormon-sold-page-page/#.Wz9rv7gnZaQ Pay Lay Alol
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https://www.google.com/search?q=To+infinity+and+beyond+Toy+Story&client=firefox-b-1-ab&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=6dK-7d7UThrG8M%253A%252C0Q8E36O85r-R0M%252C_&usg=__4YJE_oYP63HmdOyepbw5875XQ5Q%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwisrOuBg4bcAhWZJDQIHfgnBiUQ9QEIMzAF#imgrc=s-WNtbkU0gxUSM: Pay Lay Alol
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Finally. A sex book for TBMs! https://books.google.com/books/about/To_the_Mormon_Newlyweds_Who_Thought_the.html?id=0jONtQEACAAJ&source=kp_cover About the author (2018) Deja Earley describes herself as a "sassy Mormon," as she demonstrates at the Busy Heart blog. She is passionate about "quilting, thrifting, fluffy pillows, Mexican food . . . Pay lay Alol
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is there any end to a nevermo finding out about things Mormons did? https://historytogo.utah.gov/utah_chapters/pioneers_and_cowboys/theponyexpressaddedacolorfulchapterinutah.html Pay Lay Alol
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I have been working on a novel about holy-rollers. My background. For those of you who don't know, I was never a Mormon so I could not be an A-pos-tate. I married in (Cheryl) and so I am A-spouse-tate. On our first date at Arizona State University I popped the question to Cheryl. The question was "Are you religious?" She said, "No." I replied, "Tell me more about you
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If so isn't it ironic when there isn't much freedon in Mormonism? https://www.google.com/maps/uv?hl=en&pb=!1s0x8752f508a9257c3f%3A0x1b107d7906aebeb6!2m22!2m2!1i80!2i80!3m1!2i20!16m16!1b1!2m2!1m1!1e1!2m2!1m1!1e3!2m2!1m1!1e5!2m2!1m1!1e4!2m2!1m1!1e6!3m1!7e115!4shttps%3A%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipNLhHgOxsCaggoj8HPGw--X7nVPGd3sCuQ3D2aT%3Dw217-h160-k-no!5sFree%20People%20store%2
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