"limp penis." ha!!!
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Elder Barry!! laughing hard today at this...Thanks!!
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Here in Idaho there is a fight over the CBD oil. One of the biggest backers in a right wing organization called the "Idaho Freedom Foundation." It has heavy ties to mormonism. There has been a back and forth on facebook about the issue where mormons that are pushing this group to support the issue are calling out legislator mormons for the "no" votes......
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Dropped this before.....but still funny if you grew up around the Morg... Catholic priest and mormon bishop walking down a road. They spy a young boy tied over a fence naked. Priest says...lets go over and screw that boy....Mormon bishop looks puzzled and says "out of what?"
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Original intent was to provide freedom of religious expression, and no state sponsored religion, aka, The Church of America
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I was a never mo dating a TB girl. No sex ever. Would not continue to date me till the discussions were held. Still no sex ever. Converted, massive amount of sex. Then the go on mission pressure. Still massive amounts of sex. Go on Mission. figured out what a croc the morg was. Sent her a letter telling her I wanted come home and get married. She said she could not marry a missionary who com
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Out in the garage cleaning up, and have the TV on to some random channel that starts a mini series on the entire Arias-Alexander debacle. Glossing over the sexual relationship aspect of the relationship, seems to be the case now. Apparently, it is OK in mormondom for the male to have sexual intercourse in his search for the perfect wife, but not the female. You can apparently reclaim the
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I think you might be able to trace the rift back to this little word smithing... "And he said unto me: Behold there are save two churches only; the one is the church of the Lamb of God, and the other is the church of the devil; wherefore, whoso belongeth not to the church of the Lamb of God belongeth to that great church which is the mother of abominations; and she is the whore of all the
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I used to give out lottery tickets to my mo friends...went over pretty well despite the obvious sin of having such a vile instrument of satan.
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mentioned this before, but my moment to speak up was in high school. The supreme court had just handed down a opinion that eliminated school credit for seminary. In my 85% + LDS school they solved the problem by signing up all the kids to be teacher aids, and then let them go to seminary. I should have spoken up on how grossly unfair and dishonest this was...
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Lies my mission president told me... It is not spiritually healthy to delve into the history of the church. It is Satan himself, that expressing himself with your doubts of the profit Joe Smith. You have more power in your pinky finger than the Pope has in his whole body regarding God. Only through scriptures and prayer can you gain faith in God. The blessings you will be rewarded
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Im long past the point where the two years matters on a resume. But when I was in the job market, 25 years ago, I never put it down. I never got asked about it.
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I have to meet with a lot of TBM's in my job. I try very hard to schedule all of my meetings with them at Starbucks. i fein innocence the they balk at the idea. Most will meet, but like to point out that they don't drink coffee. I always ask them, so tell me, what was section 89 all about anyway. When I was on my mission, I could not for the life of me figure out how we could drink Coke, and
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Yes, it is heavily MoRmON
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"Years ago the owner of a popular restaurant in Utah was accused, by a young female employee, of groping her at work. The charges were later dropped (suggesting the owner’s innocence) but most people still thought of him as the guy who groped his employee. When critics charge Joseph Smith with sexual licentiousness in his plural marriages, it’s difficult to undo the mind’s-image once t
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I thought in that undercover video someone shot a few years ago the temple worker had a beard
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Soaking thing seems interesting. Never heard about that before.
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This post hit me. I tossed my journal whilst still on my mission. Teaching the discussions to a Prospect on a US base in Japan. I was a TBM and by G-d, my testimony was unassailable. Then I was asked how I reconciled my beliefs when in the first vision, Joe told at least 8 different versions, none of them the same. I mean, if G-d appeared to me with his son in a sacred grove, I'd think I might
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Well,let us never forget...women are our most prized possessions...
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I watched this all the time growing up. 6 of us graduated from high school with 4.0's. 4 were LDS. 2 of us were not. Guess who got the two speech spots at graduation. The prayers before every game ended with 'in the name of Jesus Christ." The secret little groups that kept non Mormons from bein in choirs, bands, and student goverments. Girls who did not date LDS boys. Friends would all the
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A particularly effective method for buttressing your argument is to bear your testimony. I too got caught up in the whole worried affair tonight reading about this young mans journey to finding truth. It is both freshing and sad to go through this affair. The depressing part of this is the SP's refusal to even try and help the young man understand. He never even attempted to try and answer o
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I typically yell my own name.
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It's the whole damn issue we have been fighting for since we found out this "Church" is so full of twisted lies, deceit, and Masonic ripoff. No evidence? No problem, just have faith. Bald face lies? No issue, just believe with your burning heart. Having doubts? Satan at work. None of this shit makes sense? Study hard. JS married multiple wives, banged 14 year olds? Just have a co
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I think he is still engaged in finding who really killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman
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I think the spirit of all the young gay missionaries he tried to shock back to being straight will kept him from showing up. Good thing there happens to be an abundance of angry old white guys in Utah to call up...
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Tevai is correct, but the practices are different depending on the congregation. In my case, when I married a cradle Jew, I made a commitment to raise my children in a Jewish environment. Later, some life experiences occurred in which I became spiritually involved in the Torah (the Jewish Bible.) I took the introduction classes for a year, and then indicated to the Rabbi I wished to convert. He
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I am surprised that their garments did not protect them from a 4000 pound airplane with 90 gallons of fuel on board hitting the ground at high speed.
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Life insurance for a private pilot is expensive, and limited coverage. Idaho law does not compel you to carry aviation liability insurance. As a pilot myself, I carry a million 'Smooth" per seat in my plane, which is pretty standard. So if the pilot had liability insurance, there might be some insurance for the family of the parents who were not pilots. Presumably, this family could also sue
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We were instructed in the early 80's that you had much better luck with the poor, downtrodden, miserable people than happy people.
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The pilot earned his rating last fall. The aircraft was a 1958 Cessna 182. Four adults, full fuel, flying in the mountains of Idaho. My TBM friends have been posting on FB about a fund for the children. Sad.
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