What I learned in the temple is to not sit beside some old geezer who had chili for lunch. Some guys just don't have any class. ST
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Put the book of mormon between your legs before going to sleep. ST
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Seems to me if you're not interested in the spiel, why bother meeting with these brainwashed zombies? ST
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Dog gone it!
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GA's have always been celebrities in Mo circles. And the lemmings stand in line to shake hands with a fellow masturbator. (You can't tell me the GA's don't spank their monkeys)
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Temple Square sucked up by humongous sink hole.
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My lineage is from Mickey Mouse. It might as well be when one considers the imagination behind the claims.
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When BKP starts singing the swan song, you know it's close to pushing daisies. Come on Boyd, at least start humming the damn thing.
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Hopefully in time he'll see the light when you take into consideration the crap the church pulls on its' members.
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stationarytraveler won 200 million dollars.
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I'd say Packer is about ready to croak. But the old fella seems to be reluctant to check out. Hell even seems to reject him. ST
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Don't trust the P's, Politicians Police Physicians Prophets Popes Priests Priesthoods Pharma etc. Poopheads ;-) ST
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I don't post very often, once in a blue moon, if that much. However this might be of interest to some readers. Don't know if this was ever discussed previously but here it is anyway. http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread996855/pg1&mem= Food for thought. Peace to all, ST
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I guess what I saw then was a gigantic flying hamburger.
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I think tithing no longer applies to those who have had their second anointing. It all comes down to one thing. It's a crock. ST
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Wendell Jacobson, a bishop who ran a ponzi scheme to the tune of over 20 million clams never spent time in prison. The church pulls strings like there is no tomorrow. Thank God there is such a thing as karma. Sooner or later it comes around. ST
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I saw a honey wagon with a huge sign painted on the tank, "Stool Bus". ST
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My tithing went for Packer's hooker. ST
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Those ribbons and welcome home signs will disappear quickly as soon as the lemmings find out the returnee masturbates. ST
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So, did you take a hit? ST
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Follow your dreams Sleepy Head, follow your dreams. And........let no one discourage you. ST
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Send his parents a card announcing that they'll be grand parents. No need to hide the truth, which Mormons are great at doing. ST PS: Be glad that POS is out of your house.
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I sin every day. What's the big deal? ST
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Just by your list it is quite obvious how the cult controls ones' life. We can all relate. I hope you're recovery is going well. The church does mess with your mind and it takes time to rid the crap out of ones psyche. ST
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A lot of these folks are hearing voices. Wait until you see one speaking in tongues. I swear, there's gotta be some bad genetics.
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Led Zeppelin at the Atlanta Rock Festival back in '69. Not to mention Canned Heat and Johnny Winter. ST
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Just wondering, are those heads of state? No pun intended. NOT! ST
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The Salt Lake VA Hospital has been great to me. I got treated for prostate cancer, due to agent orange and last March I had to undergo a triple by-pass. I spent two weeks in the hospital as it was touch and go for a while. Without the VA I would have been six foot under by now. I can't praise the VA in Salt Lake enough. They treated me like a human being not a source with insurance. ST
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Blind Faith - Sea of Joy
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Isn't Sheri still a virgin? You wouldn't catch me tapping that. ST
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