> Amd just what IS cyber sex, anyway ? Sex with a mouse. =:-O
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I don't plan on ever getting married and I'm a very private person, so it would be a double whammy of a no. Actually, I'd probably knee the guy in the nuts for being such an ass. ;-)
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I think I'd have to agree with you, Tristan. Thomas Kincaid, yikes!
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From my brother... a 19 part set of Ziploc containers. http://image.rakuten.co.jp/caramelcafe/cabinet/00810143/ziploc19_01.jpg Actually if I think about it, I've actually used the fuck out of these things... so maybe it was good gift... but still...
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This single woman's reply: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5JA5r-u5x4
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Cranberry jelly out of a can!
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I hope he's just off doing other things but I miss his humourous posts.
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Hey! That really works! Can I have a beer now? ... 'Yes, definitely.' I love magic balls. ;-)
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This thread has so many yummy ideas that I'm wishing I had a cold.
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When I've got a cold I crave and eat a lot of miso soup. I also like split peas soup, spaghetti with just butter and salt, pad Thai and fruit popsicles.
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anonwoman Wrote: > Chest hair peeking out over the shirt. Ha! For me, that's a major turn-on.
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Dirty fingernails. Bednar hair. Bling.
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serslyqustning1981 Wrote: > *proudly wearing a full beard here* As a heterosexual woman I say... thank you! :D
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"reduce insomnia" I started masturbating when I was seven but I didn't know what it was or what an orgasm was until I was older. Prior to learning about what that 'body yawn' was I often thought of orgasms as my 'sleeping pill' because I usually always masturbated in bed at night and feel asleep so easily afterwards. Actually, this is still the case. I sleep like the dead. :D
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n/t
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Bumping... because it's funny and will bring joy to people! And yes, iris! That was my favourite part too! :D
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"He is really tired." I think you've probably answered your own question about your husband's lowered libido.
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That was great! 'Shut up Wesley!'... LMAO!
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Me too! And I was wondering where poster Elder Berry was!
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I'm not too far away either. I'm on Vancouver Island. It sure is chilly (for here) but it's not raining and the sun is a-shining! Makes for a nice change. :-)
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Leaf blowers would cease to exist. As would menstruation and PMS. All bras would be comfortable, flattering and inexpensive. Dirty fingernails would be a federal offense. People would understand their, there and they're. And, I'd have Edwina's and Patsy's (AbFab) fridge: http://youtu.be/HN_2gkCr0Mc?t=1m50s
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In the world of STIs, cold sores are not really a big deal. It's not that you don't have to educate yourself about sexually transmitted infections and communicate about the topic of sexual health with a potential sex partner, but you don't need to go buy a coffin or anything. Most adults carry the 'coldsore virus' (HSV-1). It's very common. You might already even have it, even prior to kissin
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Get well soon, cludgie!
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There is a great chart which categorizes vibrators according to volume and intensity: Link is to a 'sex shop' website though it's pretty clean. Still, it might not be safe for work. http://www.goodvibes.com/content.jhtml?id=Vibrator-Intensity-Chart
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I grew up in a non-religious home and we celebrated Christmas: tree, lights, decorations, parties, Santa parades, sitting on Santa's knee and asking him for world peace and a crazy carpet, carols, Christmas films, taking food and toys to a charity, A Charlie Brown Christmas, putting out milk and cookies for Santa and carrots for the reindeer, eating an amazing amount of sugar, counting down how m
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Good to hear that you had a great time but you really didn't need to mention the fish n chips... <omg, drooling now> ;-)
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L - 44% R - 56% I would dress to the left if I had one. ;-)
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Yonks ago I had a pet ferret and in reading the 'ferret how-to books' learned that female ferrets, once they go into heat, will die if they don't mate. My wee boy ferret Ziggy 'saved' a wee girl ferret from this fate, such a stud! :D
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Priceless!
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Wow, that is very impressive! The amount of skill and patience required to do that... incredible. What do they do with the 'carpet' afterwards?
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