Would they have to tell their bishop they'll be masturbating into a cup? Would they be told to think about church things while they do it?
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I never went to church after confessing. I was a teenager and didn't want to deal with telling everybody I couldn't help pass or bless the sacrament. I never really went to church again after that. So it helped me out.
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And when will the spirit children run out? Earth's time is supposed to run out and become the celestial kingdom. Do the very last spirit children coming to earth not have human children?
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There's a big mosque in West Valley. I was going to go to the field trip for my World Religions class in college but couldn't make it.
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I just stick to beer, whiskey and wine. All other hard alcohol tastes terrible to me
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Those clocks were always a big distraction for me. Every time I always went I couldn't stop thinking how every church have the clocks that have an upside down 2 for a 7. I went there recently for a baby blessing and thought of it again.
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I'd say Hannibal Lector is more decent than Tommy. Hannibal at least made sure to kill rude assholes and not innocent people.
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My grandma was divorced to my grandpa for over 30 years. They wouldn't let her get a temple divorce for all those years. When she found a man to marry in the temple they granted the temple divorce to my grandpa. It's stupid how they wouldn't let her cancel their sealing together until she found another man to marry in the temple.
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I need to get rid of the mormon term from my head. When I first heard CES Conference I thought it was was a conference for seminary and institute teachers. Then I realized it was the Consumer Electronics Show.
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I think more people hate them when they live in the morridor. So many of them try to control the laws and convert everybody. It gets annoying
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A friend told me today that Sears hasn't had a profitable year in 20 years.
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I've liked Hotwire. But I've found some good deals with JetBlue and Southwest. Me and my family got $100 round trip for each person from Salt Lake to Long Beach. JetBlue goes to a lot of the smaller airports which isn't bad.
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That I couldn't move mountains when I got it. And I never felt different once I received it.
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It came from playing fantasy football. My cousin named himself the 48ers after Jimmie Johnson's car. So I named my team the 48er Haters. I've liked it as a name for myself. I was hoping to see them play at BYU since I live in Utah. But I haven't heard anything about them coming here after BYU played there a couple years ago.
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No. Actually I'm a Notre Dame fan. So I might be a little biased about the call sucking.
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Really? Mormons aren't like that. They actually believe medical care helps people. My brother has gone there. My mormon parents loved that place. It's a great place.
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I bet he did pay for it and they're lying about it disappeared miraculously.
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https://www.facebook.com/obviousmag/photos/a.10151271760903089.468253.69440448088/10151905865168089/?type=1&theater It's a pretty cool post about saving money each week. I was reading the comments and one woman commented saying, "If you take 10% and give it back to God you will see a much bigger return." I'm assuming she's mormon because of saying 10%. She already has a ton of repl
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They should have lost to Notre Dame if they refs didn't call the bullcrap call. I've become anti FSU all year because of Winston.
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I'm going to a party. I was invited to some singles ward event. No way am I going to that.
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I love Portlandia. This reminded me of this clip from it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGqs2przXlg
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The fact he said having more insects makes people happier. I'm glad we don't have as many. The weather is never too horrible. We don't have to deal with tornado or hurricane seasons. The worst tornado was an F2 or F1 in 1999. I'm glad I don't have to worry about tornadoes and hurricanes. There's been a threat of a big earthquake but most people are prepared for it. If I feel sad I can just look a
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My grandma tells me this story all the time of how our ancestor has touched Smith's hand. And how I've touched it by touching family members. It's so stupid.
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That's what I was thinking. I don't think he'd actually leave Navy.
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A choice for them could be Navy's coach. He's a mormon. But I don't know if they'd want to use the triple option or if he'd change his offensive scheme.
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It's the fact that all mormon byu fans act like everybody at the school is perfect.
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We posted about the fight at the exact same time. We think alike.
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It's funny watching mormons not acting Christlike like they all say they are.
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I don't know. I never pay attention to ABC4 news. They're terrible. But not as bad as KSL.
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They're the only ones who seem to care what religion a person they just meet. I've met many who have asked what religion I am. I tell them none. Then they ask me if I've ever heard of "the LDS faith". That's such a stupid question to ask somebody in Utah. I've never had another religious person ask me right away after meeting them.
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