News Flash - President Monson, councilors and Apostles to the name of Jesus Christ have said a trite prayer to their magical god and the town or some parts of the town may or may not be saved based on what the magical children of homosexuals hating god feels like today. Praise god for this miracle brought to you by President Monson and your local TBM's. Seriously - I hope the Dam holds an
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To me - it seems like males like the idea of having one or more robots. You can have sex whenever, clean the house, cook, maybe the robot can have a job and bring in a paycheck. Women maybe not so much. In the future I can see one of the Temple Recommend questions being - do you own robots? Do you have sexual relations with your robots? Then the granddaddy question will be - do you have
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When I lived in Arizona my 30 year old neighbor married a 15 year old girl from a TBM family. I thought it was strange since she was so much younger than he was. Then this TBM mother asked me if I would marry her 16 year old daughter. There are some crazy people in the world.
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Would the Mormon Church use their magical power and punish someone for having a sex robot? Is a dildo a sex robot?
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On the TV show West World the robots carried on conversations and acted like humans. As AI continues to improve, could robots take the place of a spouse? Would the Mormon church
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The LDS religion is a perfect cover for perverts. I expect there are several perverts in every Ward.
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The girls parents would have a meeting with their Bishops. Girl Scoutsvis frowned upon.
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TSCC lies. The correlation story about God and Jesus visiting Joseph Smith in the woods is a lie. The correlation story about Joseph Smith translating gold plates into the Book of Mormon is a lie. So much of Mormonism is a lie. None of it happened like the correlation versions claim. In Mormonism does correlation mean to lie?
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It is a pretty safe bet TSCC has lost over a million members to resignations during the past 10 years. In April it will have been about 18 months since TSCC's secret war on gays via the children of gays being named Apostates was revealed. I know of several entire hard core TBM families that have left because of this misguided abomination. Do you think during April Conference TSCC will (A) an
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I love sounds of silence.
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I was listening to a John Dehlin podcast today from 2007 (about 10 years ago). His guest was Grant Palmer. One of the things that caught my ear was the estimate during the past year (2007) an estimated 100,000 members had resigned their membership from the church. Greg Dodge had increased his group from five to ten people to handle all the resignations. Ten years ago was before the church di
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Nope
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Do you want TSCC to give your kids the mind fuck they gave you? Baptism means TSCC will chase your kids and their families for LIFE. Good luck.
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My experiences over the past 50 years (kid, adult, grandfather) has been pretty much another fucked up inspired program by the Mormon cartoon god. How about you?
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I used to live in a Stake where the Stake President would always have an adult fireside or meeting during Super Bowl. They would take names as to who the faithful were. Stake Positions would change shortly afterwards.
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I expect she has a nice collection of vibrators.
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Yes the Hustler magazine is an old copy worth some $. The 70 year old husband will not see a doctor. It is fixable. He has about ten kids.
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carameldreams Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And how do the FLDS rationalize this? Or maybe I > don't want to know. But since they are the true > example of LDS and original revelation from JS, > they should experience the greatest blessings, > according to their beliefs. Simple - the most righteous just need a body to become gods and
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An old man came to church for the first time in many years. He went to the podium and said he was a Priest and felt like he needed to return to Church. He went back to his seat and fell into the aisle dead. Some men carried his body to the foyer where the ambulance took his body to the morgue. F & T meeting continued until the body was gone and then everyone went to their class for mo
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My guess would be 30.
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Have you tried counting inside TBM closets?
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A friend of mine is in her mid 60's and recently married a TBM High Priest. She thought she wanted a Mormon male to sit by her at church. Her ex husband is a never mo and she would attend by herself while they were married. She marries this TBM and move into a house which has all kinds of problems so they rent a different house. On moving day, the high priests show up to move them. The HP gro
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nonsequiter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We all get a little crazy when we dont masturbate > boner That might explain a lot of things. Does it refer to BYU Boner?
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Doing the laundry is a lot better than scrubbing toilets. When I used to believe I had to be at a Temple - wish I had thought about putting used thong's (women's) in the used rental clothes. Now I will laugh all day.
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My gut feeling is that once your name is in their computer system, it stays forever and is counted until you are 110.
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So you go to all the trouble and time resigning from the Church and yet the Church does not purge your information from their membership rolls. Is it possible the Church counts resigned members in their magical 15 million member number? I think they do. Once a member always a member. At least for membership numbers.
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There are simply too many things I hate about the Mormon Church to pick the one thing I hate the most those lying bastards have done. Can you pick the one thing you hate the most about the Mormon religion?
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It is rather sad how LDS Bishops are often stingy with the food and other items in the Bishops Storehouse. Those that need it are denied and others are given more than they need. I know a man who was a Bishop during a recession and anyone who came to him for help was sent to the Storehouse. The inspired Stake President who made him the bishop had him released for giving away too much food. Th
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I have TBM relatives in dire finincial straits. Some I would say are Super TBM's. It seems to me their "God" has not blessed them at all with the riches of the earth. They are so brain washed they must tithe that every gift of money they receive 10%+ has to be donated to the church of lies and misery aka The Church. It is all so sad.
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BIC - 50 years. It was very hard to leave. Entire life was wrapped up in being "Mormon". Both of our families are multi generational Mormons for 100+ years. Some of our relatives continue to shun us especially since we do not support the "brethren" in children of gays being Apostates. Life is so much better with the shackles of Mormonism removed from our lives.
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