Do you think the wives will agree? Honey I am home for the government required sex. NEVER Happen.
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Britboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My ex wife was in Margate branch now dissolved. > But we had friends in Whitstable that attended > Canterbury branch . They were called the Strabane. > My friend was Branch President at Canterbury . His > name is Wellard. Did you know any of them? When I was in Canterbury we had a Senior Missionary
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I watched part of season 2 show 4 it was boring.
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Canterbury and Dover. Actually outside of them both but that is where the branches were.
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I guess I could count the spiritual marriages that lasted over the weekend. Ha.
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My first wife and I legally divorced about 30 years ago and she flew off on her broom. We are still Mormon Church sealed (married) to each other and will be forever. My wife that I am currently legally married to is also Mormon Sealed (married) to me. According to Mormon temple rules - I have two women that I am Mormon married to (sealed). I am a Mormon Polygamist.
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Another girl I went to high school lives in Washington County on Hwy 290. I will be driving through Brenham this week. Never have stopped at the factory to see the ice cream being made (ha). I usually stop at the gas station with the McDonald's across Hwy 290 from the K-Bob's. You do not have to live in the house to protect yourself. That does not apply in Texas. You will need to continue
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The reason why is simple - girls like guys with skills - like bow staff skills (Napoleon Dynamite). If their cartoon god gave them skills they might breed. It has always amazed me how upset some people get over a cartoon.
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Steve Benson - you know the cartoon god of our parents and grandparents requires idiots to inform us of totally stupid things that make no sense. Glad you have fans that feel their cartoon god inspired them to tell you what to draw. Too bad their cartoon god does not simply inspire you instead.
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I will be in Houston until the 26th. What bad scheduling on my part. Darn.
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You know the President of "The Church" can lay his blessed hands a persons head and by the power of his "Priesthoods" and green apron with fig leaves remove any and all illness from a person. There is always a small donation that is required. The person has to believe and comic God has to want it to happen.
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One of the girls I went to high school with lives in Sargent. Great duck hunting area. Is your family in the Houston area? Sorry about the wife. Things will get better.
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badassadam Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yikes that bear lake to Logan route through the > canyon is rough my grandma used to live in garden > city so I know what you are talking about. I am > not surprised you got a ticket here in Idaho > either if they can tell that you are not from here > you will get a ticket its ridiculous like if
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For my mission - the average was you would teach a lesson to someone who joined. We taught a family of seven that joined so my numbers were higher than most but they went inactive a month later when the wife learned about home teaching.
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I spent the worst two years of my life in East Anglia and Kent during the mid 70's. I loved the country and the people, just hated the reason I was there. I am wondering if there are any Brits from East Anglia or Kent I may have spent time with during the mid 70's. Most of the branchs had about 10 Donny girls and no guys. Go figure.
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Before I left on a mission to England, I was going to baptize 100's of Britts just like my friends in Mexico were doing to the Mexicans. I am now so glad I never meet you. My guilt level for not teaching you the urban myths I believed is low snd for that I am grateful.
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The Law of God is a serious comic book filled with Super Heros called gods who hate men and rape women and little girls, etc. These Super Hero (gods) require you to worship them, pray to them and donate 10%+ of your income to their mortal servants. No human has ever actually seen one of these comic book super hero gods but they really do exist if you believe and pay money to their servan
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Dave the Atheist Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > you left the church only because you want to sin. Yes - but only because I wanted to drink coffee not because but the church of the almost dead Cult of zombies is a lying organization.
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We want to move on from Keurig to fresh ground coffee. What is a good coffee grinder and good coffee beans? Is there a grinder where you put the beans in and it grinds the correct amount for a cup of coffee. Being BIC sure left lacking in certain skills and we all know women like men with skills. Like Bow Staff Skills and coffee making skills.
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I do not read the Ensign, New Era, The Friend, The Book of Mormon, Dessert News, Church News or any other publication by the Cult of the Living Morons aka TSCC. If you read them, why?
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You should read the post The Inspired Bishop Pistol first. The young man (16 years old) shocked, hurt with bleeding hands and knees (torn blue jeans) humiliated in front of everyone he knows is left all alone on the sidewalk in front of the chapel. No one comes to his aid or even to see if he is ok. The Inspired Bishop Pistol in all his glory for routing out the local drug dealer in his W
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TSCC will keep your records forever just in case you decide to come crawling back to them.
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If you think you know Bishop Pistol here is a clue. His name is similar to Pistol. Bishop Pistol has a son who is also an FBI agent.
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Eric K Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That is correct. I started the site late in > November. It was supposed to only be up one year. > I have been so busy, the migration to SSL (https) > should happen next week. I keep being sidetracked > with life, such as my music. SSL (Secure Socket Layer)? If so, are you aware the credit card jn
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Did Apostle Lyman's wife approve of his mistress? Was she exed also? Did his wife leave him? Did the mistress leave him? Did the wife or mistress die? At age 84 was he too old to get a Boner so was it all OK? So many questions. Did Apostle Lyman get to keep his "living allowance"? What was wrong with Lyman having a secret marriage he preformed himself? The prophet Joseph
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After the witch with a Capital B and I seperated (Stake President commanded it), she moved her boyfriend in. For the first time in my life I was alone and suffering. I had gone from my parents to a mission to my parents to marriage. We had moved 1,200 miles to Arizona (Gilbert) and other than Church Members I knew no one. During my time of needing a friend (Gilbert, Arizona had 7,500 people a
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Bishop Pistol was a FBI Agent. The first Mormon FBI Agent in the entire Stake. The Stake President felt inspired to make Brother Pistol the Bishop. Bishop Pistol was inspired by God on a daily basis. For the young men's program, Bishop Pistol felt inspired to make the teenage son of a new family the President of the Priest Quorum. Bishop Pistol was the Bishop of a large Ward in a large growing ci
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I think most sensible people will agree the LDS Church has lied to its members and to the human population world wide. Some of the lies include how the Book of Mormon was produced, how old the earth is, and lots more. It is a fact Joseph Smith put a rock in his hat to produce the Book of Mormon. There is not proof he ever read gold plates behind a curtain. If God used a rock to "transla
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weeder Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was in the midst of many young white boys with > testosterone flowing out of their ears. > > There was a bit of a polygamy joke about the > beautiful girls with a bit more pigment in their > skin than us. The joke went something like ... > "See that one over there, look elder ... she'd &
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This morning I read about how New York City has an ERUV 18 miles long so Jews can mingle and carry keys and babies and such on their Sabath. I then read there is an ERUV where I live. A Rabbi has to check the ERUV every Thursday. The ERUV sounds like it would make a great story for Star Trek. Does TSCC have anything similar to an ERUV? If not, Joesph Smith missed a good one.
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