[|] Wrote: ----------------------------------- > Now that sounds like a BYU degree I was there when a favored major was Child Development & Family Relations. CD&FR majors were the original BYU "Mrs" degree-chasers.
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But didn't he allow bishops and SPs to give old folk a break? Who was it that finally said everyone had to toe the line?
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"Once you understand the laws of nature, betting on the horses is easy!"     --Trotter, from the movie, "Let it Ride," which                     laid bare the secrets of the Universe
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But you can count it as a blessing that you don't have to travel as far to be so bored...
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What!!!  You would have the Nephites come to a new land without the Plates of Laban!!!!!
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What if it's 'butchery and murder' for a good cause?
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Who would you nominate as not having a monster within? Of course, the vast majority of us are able to control the volume...
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bradley Wrote: --------------------------- > All of this because Joe's > wife complained about his > friends being pigs.     I disagree, but not vehemently...     I think it was Wilford Woodruff (Wolfriend Wruffwood?) who had the stick up his butt about how the WoW should be a COMMANDMENT.     The absolute, rock-solid, verifiable basis for changing it to a co
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    I worry about people who don't get how ghawd seems to put a good deal of emphasis on "...Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me."     I think that spanking may be involved, as ghawd seeks to even the scales...  I wonder if there will be any "...go out in the backyard and cut me a switch
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Imagine the human owners of the "heavily civilized" breeds trying to exist in the wild with their pets!! As soon as I ran out of moisturizer, I'd climb a mountain and jump...
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> or, shock of all shocks, > complying with existing > local ordinance and make > the temple a one story > building.     I bet the building code would be fine with them digging down and putting the steeple and three basement levels below grade!     Because it's what goes on inside that matters, right?  The actual building only become "holy" after
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    "Humans who never completely grow up are the ones we should seek to emulate.  Maturity is simply a fancy name for reaching a point where one is no longer capable of further growth, mirth, compassion, or mercy."             --Ruth Mocos, who once asked Judic                West to a Sadie Hawkins Day dance
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Ambiance Ambulance Avalanche Utah has it all!!
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I very much like St. George.  I gave up belief in mormonism as a "saving grace" by going through the temple there, and then got married in that same temple almost exactly three years later, basically because I'd have done anything to get laid... I LOVE going down the hill to Mesquite during the summers, mid-week, when I can get a spacious motel room for $25.99/day!! I have this
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You have to make a wish, and you really, really have to mean it!!!
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    There's a YouTube channel that says it's for "People who are alone, heartbroken, crying because they feel helpless and hopeless because no one cares for them, and so they hate life and just want to die."     The channel hopes people will subscribe and visit often!!
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    "Power should never be given to      anyone who actually wants it."                               --S.J. Madill          I can recall driving up the Cajon Pass one lazy afternoon in the mid-1990s, returning from either work or play (which I often confused), when, for one esoteric reason or another, the thought hit me: "No man
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Don't mock!! Your very own post is a sign of the times!!!
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During my casual review of Google News this morning, my eyes burned this headline into my brain:     "Mexican TV outlet     accidentally airs     a man's testicles     during their solar     eclipse coverage" https://nypost.com/2024/04/09/world-news/mexican-tv-outlet-accidentally-airs-mans-testicles-during-solar-eclipse-coverage/ I did not read t
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This issue was addressed here in 2015: https://www.exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1598157,1598521
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How many species go extinct every year? The Smithsonian National Museum of Natural Science:  "Judging from the fossil record, the baseline extinction rate is about one species per every one million species per year.   "Recent studies estimate that there are about eight million species on Earth, of which at least 15,000 are threatened with extinction.  It’s hard to pinpoint
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Church doctrine and history teach us that they all had their garments on.
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I purchased an Osborne 1 in 1981; it came with Wordstar, which I still consider the best WP I've ever used.  Then came a Kaypro, an Osborne Executive, and then a bunch of IBM-clones, running MS-DOS... Then I started buying "Stay Off My Lawn!" signs...
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Stalwart mormons Cafeteria mormons ... Are there dine & dash mormons?
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My oldest has her retirement date set . . .
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Heartless Wrote: ---------------------------------- > He'd Be oldest church president, > but the oldest prophet seer and > revelator was Father Eldred Gee > Smith at age 106.     Wikipedia factoids:     Born:  January 9, 1907, Lehi, UT     Died:  April 4, 2013 (age 106 years), Salt Lake City, UT     The office of Church Patriarch traditionally bel
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So, Phil, are you saying that maybe some folks have their shorts in a wad and we're all going to hear about it?
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Isn't Wendy younger than Nelson's oldest daughter?
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Well, she looks alive... I wonder if they make out between sessions?
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