Sounds like they were all whitesome and delightsome!
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Sunday long services to make sure you miss the Sunday football game... my dad would sit through the F&T and sacrament meetings, and split to his car to catch the foot ball game on the radio... while the kiddies went to primary... he refused to go to the penis holder meetings...
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Another black eye for the morMon church... when you sexually repress people you may have slaves with in that will obey your every command, but with out are a bunch of weirdo perverts!
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It all comes down to control... If the MORmONS can control the smaller things like women wearing dresses and everyone not drinking coffee... they can control the more difficult things like over looking the contextual history of the BoM and other things that matter...
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I for one whole heartedly support the satanic temple. The group is bigger followers of Jesus than the evangelicals or (gasp) MORmONS! who have been downgraded to being just fans...
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I forget stuff all the time... but I also have aha moments with the important stuff... usually takes a few minutes before I am retracing my foot steps and turning off the stove off... etc...
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Just read the news report... 4pm... the hottest part of the day... how on earth do you forget your infant? Especially with 3 kids in tow... she is lucky her baby survived... can take about 60 minutes for heat stroke. There is an ap on phones that alerts you when your baby is in the car the second you turn it off. She needs it!
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The HG was protecting her baby from heat suffocation, she was probably preoccupied with all the Moron activities which keeps her mind off the family.... I live in Phoenix and anyone regardless of who they are should have the kids taken away period if they are stupid enough to leave a baby in a car during the summer here. Shame on her!
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I would avoid the whole house thing... when my dad passed had to travel through the morridor to get to Montana. Had two relatives that insisted I stop by their house (who were going to funeral) I relented and was trapped for hours at my uncles and when I finally escaped had to go to my cousin who treated me like crap. Better just do the dinner and skip the pleasantries... Mormons know how to be
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How about iced tea or iced coffee... I live in Phoenix and this time of year we like our beverages chilled... does the sin meter go down a bit when you add ice?
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Rule of thumb... if you drink and it gets you excited/wired than best to stay away... if it makes you tired than you are okay!
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Science is fine in the Morg Inc world as long as the critical thinking skills don't overflow.
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Sugar is bad for you too... causes and feeds cancer cells besides inducing Type II diabetes and health and weight problems... but the Morgs will suck up those sodas by the cases and chomp on those sickening sweet. snacks by the barrel.. but tea and green tea will displease the Lord... the religion is so freak'in weird...
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Or a "epiphany"
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Or an "awakening"
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tatter tots I hope!
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You may have to pray on that!
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Not only are they the only true church... since all other religions are false... the true church is going to dead dunk your ass as a favor so you can make it to the true church true heaven... sounds like a party to me... so by not being a member of the true church... can still make it to the true church heaven without paying a dime or scrubbing a toilet... works for me!
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As silly as it all is... The Morg Inc. dead dunking people is highly insulting. The church is maintaining they have control over your body after death even when you don't belong to that cult...
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Pray frequently and for everything (the key to successful prayer)... don't pray to long or fervently about anything... your odds go down and time is wasted... example... I prayed 50 times already today about stuff and expect at least two of those to be answered... you gotta keep the game real!
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The Morg Inc. Seers are no better than the psychic on the street corner... you get a lot of useless information for your hard earned dollar...
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I would also suggest spending a little time going over fallacies... You would be surprised (or not)how much poor reasoning gets poured over religion... and non-religion... and since it involves critical thinking skills... which the Mormons hate... it's a win win!
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We'd all be burnt at the stake!!! LOL!!!
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After reading this thread I shall tithe 20 percent knowing how well my money is being spent... Glory!
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With Catholicism you can have a toe in the water and be all right. They don't harass their members. And have pretty good boundaries! Members don't come pounding on your door when you don't want to be bothered and a funeral service isn't considered a good place to proselytize and bring you back to God. Mormons are literally forced to have their names removed from the books to stop the harassment!
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My parents did the gardening and canning... everything else in the list got blown to the wind!
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Columbus was a tyrant... he and his crew kept good diaries and they did a lot of damage in the Indies among other areas... I just brought him up because I was always taught what an upright and godly man he was... within the last 3 or 4 years a different scenario has emerged about him and his crew... raping and pillaging seemed to be the tall order of the day for this Mormon Saint!
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Don't forget to notarize your letter of resignation... the cult makes it difficult for you to come back and even harder to get your name permanently off their records!
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http://www.ldsliving.com/What-Latter-day-Saint-Should-Know-About-Christopher-Columbus-and-the-Restoration/s/77060 I was wondering if the church still held CC in high esteem as a most righteous man. Here is an article from the morg. 2018.
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The Swiss are well educated... that is why the church emphasis has been the 3rd world countries... The more superstitious the individual the easier it is for them to buy into the BS!
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