But I only drink decaf?
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Yes a fun parade... 1. Bikini contest (must be missing a few teeth to qualify) and bring birth certificate to show your true gender! 2. Book Burning 3. Anti-Vaxer Booth 4. Flat Earther's Society Intensive 5. Beer Garden/BYOB 6. Mock immigrant round-up 7. Key Note Speaker Rush Limbaugh 8. Ak47 shooting contest 9. White affirmation and prayer session... Pastor Steven's Anderson. 10. How
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So when Dusty Rusty makes it to the CK does he get both wives and horror of horrors will they get along? And what about Sherri Dew... do they get her in the bargain... oh what a tangled web we weave!
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They need to follow the example of the JW's. Set up a kiosk around busy intersections in towns and allow people to come to them. In Phoenix the JW's are moving away from the door to door salesman approach and quietly selling their after death wares to anyone who is interested in city squares. Mind numbingly boring for them... yes... but less predatory having to skirt a kiosk than having someone
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Even a bunch of fragile snowflakes deserve to have a parade... It's basically a gathering of ignorant, bigoted, hypocrites having a Sunday gathering!
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The TSCC has also been very effective at handling things internally... that's why it takes most victims years to say anything...
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I wasn't going to resign... always had this fantasy of being excommunicated! From reading the post I failed to realize that by not taking this simple step I was leaving myself open (regardless how slight)to the powers of the MORmON church. Now I have completely removed the power for them to discipline me. Now I am completely free... If you haven't done it yet ... Takes only a minute!
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Who needs teeth when you have a temple and the HG!
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Just takes a few seconds to get off... seems like it would make the guilt more of a guilty pleasure... Imagine it... after months of months of chasing and dating... you have made it to the bedroom... and the garments come off... that is a double score... woot!
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TSCC (All churches do it BTW) capitalizes on making people feel guilty about sex. It is the one area that if they can control your sex life they can control everything about you!
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To keep up their they new found Jet Set lifestyle Wendy and Hustle Russle... (And Sherri Dew) are going to have to start dressing up. Private Jet: $600,000 Private Suites:$220,000 Clothes, Watches, and Jewelry:$120,000 Dumb Down Ministry: Priceless!
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One of the last times I was forced to go to church a pregnant lady with twins passed out during the F&T meeting. The church elders gathered around her and gave her a special blessing. My mom told me she is going to be fine. The church had enough sense to call an ambulance. Medical Science hadn't advanced enough to help with her situation and she and babies passed away. So much for special bl
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The church is getting desperate... the only person who they really hope to permanently convert is the one on the mission who looks in the mirror!
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My TBM Mormon "supervisor" has a son on a mission in Australia. He has been kicking to come home and is fed up with the whole church co thing. Mom is sooooo worried about his eternal salvation that she took emergency leave from work for 2 weeks to go have a pep talk with him. Is this new protocol from losing so many missionaries... that now they are allowing family members to dissuade
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Funny thing about the "mormon" word is the dippy Mormons are the ones who created the buzz of how it is such a dirty word. It will always be MORmON. They can correct me as much as they want. No way in hell am I using that tongue twister of a moniker...
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Build'em Young!
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Someone forgot to flush when this guy was created... a real floater... The crazier they are and the loader they scream the name Jesus the more their base loves them... Satan has nothing on these scam artist!
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Nip and Tuck... not just addicted to the spot light... google her before and after pics on google... she spent many hours under the knife... face is different... boobs are bigger... she just wanted her outside to match her inside... FAKE!!!
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I remember being taught those back in the early 80's... I'd memorize one and would get a round glass sticky with a picture of a temple, JS, or BofM to put on the correctly memorized article of faith. After memorizing them I had a nice poster with pretty pasties to hang on the wall at home to practice with. I am pretty sure my dad tossed that in the trash or burned it... because it disappeared qu
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Seems a bit more going on than just "Sister Wives"!
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Don't invite the mishies or any of them into your home... If he works start asking him for 10% of his wages... start making Sunday's long and boring for him. Send him across town to do pointless jobs... like pick up a box of crackers from the store 20 miles away. Buy him some nice long johns underwear and have him wear them under his clothes and to bed for a few weeks... Take him to the nearest
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Life in the Celestial Kingdom with my grandma... I couldn't think of anything more cruel or hellish than being stuck with grandma for eternity. This would be the same grandma that locked my mom in closets and beat her with hair brushes for not sitting at the dinner table correctly while grandpa just sat and watched. Grandma Billy wasn't allowed to watch us or be alone with us as kids for good
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BC/BS (The BS is quite appropriate) Paid me $20 dollars to watch a video about alternative treatments to certain surgeries.. I am sitting there thinking these insurance companies will do anything to not spend a dime. I am sure their are some statistics somewhere... put together by the insurance companies of course... that show that 75% of people who "think" they need surgery and a MRI
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BWaaaahahahahahahahaahhahaha!
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Hustle Russle has just received a transmission with lighted pen from the Lord. The BofM was yet again mistranslated. The lord almighty meant to have Laminites and Isrealites battling it out with bark shields and wooden spears. Gawd likes to get a little snookered sometimes and gets his time periods messed up. The reason there are no records is because the wood has long since disintegrated... Pr
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The MORmON church sucks Hustle Russle changing that Still weird as ever!
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Another black eye for the church... gay people marry-ing straight just doesn't work after awhile...You'd think MorgCo. would get a clue by now... and don't forget about the woman that get miss matched with the wrong sex too... all to keep the lawd happy!
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I couldn't believe that a church going group of people could be so heartless to a 73 yr old woman... But I can see the logic of you can't have one toe in... For me I stay the hell away from them... My boss is a TBM and I see the are you worthy behavior all the time. I have to bite my tongue often from saying, "How very MORmON of you!"
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My 73 year old mother after my father died had a visiting teacher stop by weekly for three years. She genuinely like this lady, enjoyed the company, and would go to church functions with her. After being loved bombed by the mishies and other members of the cult for 2 years... "they" started to turn nasty on her. At a luncheon one of the ladies got up and asked her in a rude tone of voi
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MorgCo membership has expanded drastically in the last twenty years... (not in new converts, but expansion of the waist). For every exmo it has been deemed whitesome and delightsome to put on an extra 100 lbs. That way weight wise the church hasn't lost a single pound of flesh. More importantly Mr. Nelson has received revelation by the lighted pen that God wishes it to be so and is part of the n
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