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Posted by: redpillswallowed ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 12:55AM

Anyone find any exmo uses for this mystical mormon oil?

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Posted by: gentlestrength ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 12:57AM

Give it a blessing.

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Posted by: scmd ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 12:58AM


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Posted by: transylvania ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 01:05AM

"Magic Mormon Oil From the Mormon Church" Price Reduced only $999.99. Can fix anything psycological or physical, errr scratch that. Can fix dry skin.

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Posted by: hayduke ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 01:06AM

Scrambled eggs?

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 01:56PM

Damn!! you took my idea....

Ron Burr

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Posted by: hayduke ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 02:09PM

Ron, I'm honored!

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Posted by: The Invisible Green Potato ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 03:22AM

Do what Joseph Smith would do. Annoint yourself king of the world ;)

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Posted by: madalice ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 03:26AM

Had a good sized bottle (costco size) I poured in the compost pile.

Our ward had all the PH guys get together every two years to consecrate a bottle of oil.

I don't think we ever used it. I'm sure it added some good stuff to the garden though.

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Posted by: Red ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 03:47AM

Holy Fried eggs for breakfast

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 04:25AM

Use it in a baked goods recipe, & leave it on some TBM's porch, you know like the porch of a bishop or SP, or some TBM jerk who is still messing with your life.

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Posted by: albertasaurus ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 09:32AM

This!

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 09:45AM

Go with my suggestion though, and make sugar cookie people dressed in temple clothes.

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Posted by: enoughenoch19 ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 06:04AM

Brylcream - just a little dab will do ya

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Posted by: Levi ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 08:56AM

Lube.

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Posted by: xnorth ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 01:49PM

+1

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Posted by: Xanax (not logged in) ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 09:02AM

Is it rancid? Pour it in a hole in your garden

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Posted by: Xanax (not logged in) ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 09:04AM

Or grease up anything that needs lubrication

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Posted by: Quoth the Raven Nevermo ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 09:04AM

Get a rubber sheet and invite over a few friends

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Posted by: Tahoe Girl ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 01:22PM

<snort!>

TG

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Posted by: tecumseh ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 09:23AM

It would be wise to save it. Someday you may come down with a very deadly fake disease and you'll regret not having any fake magic oil around to cure it. This has happened to me!

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Posted by: redpillswallowed ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 09:38AM

Shortly after I posted this new topic, last night, my internet went down. I woke up this morning to find all these responses and have been laughing ever since. I love this group! Thanks for the awesome ideas.

Anyone else? This is making my day.

P.S. The magic oil is not yet rancid.

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Posted by: axeldc ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 10:06AM

Use it to make pasta or a salad. It's only real magic power is that it's better for your heart than other oils.

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Posted by: Mormoney ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 10:07AM

olive oil enema (apparently those are good for you)

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Posted by: redpillswallowed ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 01:19PM

Maybe I should bake Christmas cookies with it and have my younger kids deliver it only to TBM homes, with a note that says 'these cookies have healing properties thanks to the LDS consecrated oil used to bake them'.

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Posted by: stbleaving ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 01:25PM

Sorry, but olive oil does not make good cookies.

If you're absolutely sure it's not rancid (olive oil can go bad pretty quickly), coarsely chop some fresh basil, garlic and pinenuts, then combine with the olive oil in a food processor for a lovely spiritual pesto. Enjoy with your favorite fresh pasta.

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Posted by: ThinkingOutLoud ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 01:33PM

What did it start out as originally?

If food grade and still ok, not off or rancid, you could rub a little on a pet's nails after clippings. Or your own nails, or a pair of leather work gloves, to shine them up.

If not food grade and still ok, use to lubricate an outdoor door hinge on a shed, or pour in a bucket or tub of sand in place of the usual old motor oil, to store your steel or iron garden implements in; prevents rust on blades etc, in the off-season.

If off or rancid, just pitch it. Unless you feel the need to send it back with a clever note complaining about its not working miracles, and wanting to replace it under warranty, to the nearest LDS temple.

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Posted by: stbleaving ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 01:38PM

bookratt Wrote:
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> If off or rancid, just pitch it. Unless you feel
> the need to send it back with a clever note
> complaining about its not working miracles, and
> wanting to replace it under warranty, to the
> nearest LDS temple.

Good idea, unless the temple president declares that the consecrated oil went bad due to lack of faith on the part of the OP, or on the part of the olive oil.

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Posted by: ThinkingOutLoud ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 01:54PM

Just have them re-consecrate it, then perform a healing miracle with it to prove it can work with the right guy holding the bottle.

I'd suggest their trying this in the PT room, of the nearest veterans administration hospital.

Bring the popcorn!

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Posted by: ConcernedCitizen ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 01:39PM

...dump out the oil, then refill it with 3-in-1, or sewing machine oil. Then give it one of the missionaries..........

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Posted by: Cali Sally ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 01:44PM

Drink it and see if you get younger. The power of suggestion has incredible strength. lol

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Posted by: schweizerkind ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 01:48PM


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Posted by: redpillswallowed ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 01:55PM

Yeah, I'm thinking I will toss it. Not sure how to tell if it's rancid. But, it's at least 3 years old now.

But, THANK YOU, everyone! Every comment has given me a good laugh.

I still can't believe I ever thought this oil stuff mattered...

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Posted by: kolobian ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 02:07PM

Infuse THC into it and make some brownies :)

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Posted by: redpillswallowed ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 02:08PM

kolobian Wrote:
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> Infuse THC into it and make some brownies :)


LOL! Those would be some extra extra special consecrated Christmas brownies.

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