Posted by:
Exmo Aspie
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Date: March 22, 2016 04:03AM
Alright everybody, So for the next week, it is spring break so I don't really have anything to talk about Seminary wise. I do have a little bit of news, I did not have to attend the dedication of the international house of handshakes provo part two. That was good. I have also applied to USU. That is also good.
Since i really don't have anything to talk about concerning the wierd bullshit that eminates from my ass-clown seminary teacher, I think we will try to make something funny out of our situation. I think we should try to compile a list of all the things that piss tbm's off, simply for shits and giggles!
I will start this procession with my own two cents.
Bring coffee into their houses of worship and watch the look of rage and horror as you DON'T burst into flames on the spot. Look them in the eye, announce loudly how delicious your coffee is to the class or congregation. Looking the teacher/conductor in the eye will definitely add to best effect.
Also giving the apostles nicknames such as "Tommy Boy" or "Jeffrey Jowls". It seems to drive them nuts when you leave out their damned middle initial, let alone make fun of them.
So please, let the tomfoolery begin!