I worry.

Is my navel healthy? Is there marrow in my bones? Are my loins and sinews as strong as they need to be?

CrispingPin Wrote:

> I worry. > Is my navel healthy? Is there marrow in my bones?
> Are my loins and sinews as strong as they need to be?

Pin, just stay outta the Temple of Doom. Your belly-button will thrive as before. Tomorrow, marrow will fill up yer bones.

The condition of your sinews and loins will depend on whether or not you get to a gym a couple times a week.

Don't forget your power in the penishood...it might not be upon you and upon your posterity through all generations of time and throughout all eternity.

Oh, wait, they made the priesthood stuff up.
Never mind.

Go have a beer, CP! :)

I have no posterity, so I might as well have a beer. :)

No posterity? How do you sit? :)

myself, I'd be satisfied to Run & Not be weary....


just sayin'

eta: Aren't the old-timers REALLY Fed-Up with ALL THE CHANGES they've witnessed?



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CrispingPin Wrote:
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> I worry.
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> Is my navel healthy?

Where do your ORANGEs come from?

> Is there marrow in my bones?

> Are my loins and sinews as strong as they need to be?

Your bones don't get marrow from your temples and temples don't make you strung or strong but staying away from unhealthy places will keep you in good spirits and healthy as all get out!

It is quite a letdown. All this build up to how special the temple is and you memorize that phrase. 'Strength in the loins and sinews'. I think scientology with learning about Zenu as you progress in that particular cult is equally absurd. Creativity seems to have collapsed in both groups as they appear to have gotten bored as they completed their super special insider information.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/27/2017 09:34AM by Eric K.

"Is my navel healthy? Is there marrow in my bones?"

I dunno, but there's probably lint in my navel.

try visiting a nudist park instead, you'll probably be more enlightened.

Seriously, (borrowed song lyrics) You're going to meet a lot of gentle people there...

Yes, it is more enlightening, more friendly, and a hell of a lot more pleasant, than the temple.

After some bowel issues I did remember that I promised to slash my guts if ever I revealed the first token of the Melch. priesthood--the sign of the Nail--except at a certain place that would be shone to me in the temple. Oh shit, not again! I gotta run! Dammit, it's true after all!! Fuck!!

The only worry: do I have a hernia in/around my navel?

Other than that, you're fine! :-)

Ask DW if your loins are still strong :)



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I asked, and she assured me.

If your loins and sinews aren't what they used to be, there are pills for that now. And dressing up in funny robes and aprons is optional, not required.

I agree whatever floats your boat whether it be a waitress or stewardess uniform or funny robes and aprons.