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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 06, 2018 01:04AM

The svelte and delightful Hieyerasstokolob and I, a tubby old dog, are playing golf on Sunday, March 11, 12 days from now.

We've played before, so we know that we're better off having someone or ones to be there to serve as a psychic buffer (I typoed and spelled 'bugger' instead of buffer, and it make sense!).

No, that's not true. I just want to share the joy. we're playing down in Hie's neck of the woods, in North San Diego county. I'm inviting others to join us. I enjoy hilarity and exmo golfers are hilarious.

If you're interested, email me!

If you're not interested, send beer.

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Posted by: paisley70 ( )
Date: March 06, 2018 02:27AM

You pay for the plane ticket from YYC and I'll bring the beer. Fair trade?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 06, 2018 11:05AM

paisley70 Wrote:
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> You pay for the plane ticket from YYC and I'll
> bring the beer. Fair trade?


Where in China is YYC? What's Chinese beer like?

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Posted by: sbg ( )
Date: March 06, 2018 11:25AM

Calgary, so it would be Canadian Beer, I'd take him up on it.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: March 06, 2018 09:40AM

elderolddog Wrote:
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> Sunday, March
> 11, 12 days from now.

Um...5 days from now.
OK, who sent the old dog enough beers already to make it so he can't count? ;-)

I won't cop to svelte, btw. And I'll leave "delightful" to the eye of the beholder.

I will vouch for the old dog's fine company and straight drives, though...and encourage joiners, reminding all that the old dog doesn't bite. Much.

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Posted by: Darren Steers ( )
Date: March 06, 2018 10:11AM

My drives are not often straight.
My chip shots are randomly fat and thin.
My putting tends to be a 3 more than I'd like.

However, I can talk shit for all 18 holes.

Shame you're not golfing in Houston. :o)

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Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: March 06, 2018 05:40PM

Your're a better golfer than I am. Heck my typical drive gets me not a whit closer to the hole. Finally I found that if I aimed the ball at 90 degrees - like east instead of north - the drive would curve enough to at least get me in the general direction of the hole. I had to quit golf because I ran out of golf balls on the tenth hole - down a net of thirteen balls.

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Posted by: rubi123 ( )
Date: March 06, 2018 11:32AM

Hosers?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 06, 2018 11:40AM

I've been eating a lot of Canadian bacon.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 07, 2018 09:26AM

Good man!!

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: March 06, 2018 12:31PM

If you putted with brooms, the hosers would play. And win. ;)

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 06, 2018 01:50PM

Go ahead and play your stupid golf game. Better get it in before California sinks into the Pacific. Meanwhile, I'll be hosting a Very Important Wanker in the Great Northeast.

Eat your hearts out!

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: March 06, 2018 04:52PM

Ouch.
Is somebody bitter because of cold northeastern weather? ;-)

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 06, 2018 05:28PM

The careless girls downstairs keep forgetting to turn the heat down when they leave. I spent all day in pajamas and robe, looking forward to the scintillating fellowship of a certain wanker we both know and love (platonicly).

Enjoy your next tsunami or Bigfoot abduction or earthquake or UFO abduction or too much/not enough rain or whatever happens to be California's next catastrophe.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 06, 2018 04:55PM

Tell him I won't see him until June, because apparently I can't count...

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 07, 2018 09:25AM

I heard about your guest. Give him a hard time and tip a few for me too Caffiened.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 07, 2018 12:50PM

Much talk and seafood will be washed down with copious quantities of caffeine.

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Posted by: Human ( )
Date: March 07, 2018 12:53PM

caffiend Wrote:
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> Much talk and seafood will be washed down with
> copious quantities of caffeine.

Coffee and fish together...yech!

What we'll endure for a little conversation.

Why not a good sauvignon blanc will do?

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 07, 2018 09:28AM

Damn EOD, wish I wuz gonna be there. Don't know if I can even swing a club what with my bad back and all, but I'd for sure help ya drink some brews on the 19th hole.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 07, 2018 11:43AM

Sir, I will see you next winter in Yuma, where you will laugh yourself silly at me and my 35 year old Wingmaster, at the skeeters range. I'm serious! It's on my calendar.

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