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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 04, 2018 02:31PM

They consider people alive until 110 years after they were born. It is the LDS living limit for name harvesting without permission. I guess it is your name and vital stats copyright expiration date.

I also is their live membership age limit.


"It excludes members whose names have been removed due to resignation, excommunication, death, or having reached the age of 110."
http://www.fullerconsideration.com/membership.php

So why hasn't God's most holy servant reached this age? Will Jesus actually come if one of them does reach 110 years of age????

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: April 04, 2018 02:39PM

Hopefully none of them. They're already incoherent at the age of 80, with senility.

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: April 04, 2018 07:00PM

I beg your pardon!!
I am 82 and a long way from senile.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: April 04, 2018 07:46PM

thedesertrat1 Wrote:
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> I beg your pardon!!
> I am 82 and a long way from senile.

I apologize for the generalization. This was merely directed at the top leaders of LDS Corp. because I firmly believe that they are out of touch with the needs of the church members.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: April 04, 2018 02:51PM

Based on the actuarial tables found on the Social Security Administration website, if you are a man (living in the US), your probability is .48% of making it to 100. If you are a woman, 1.66%.

If you make it to 100, your chances of making it to 110 are about 1 in 1000.

So, likely, none :)

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 04, 2018 02:54PM

ificouldhietokolob Wrote:
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> If you make it to 100, your chances of making it
> to 110 are about 1 in 1000.

But they have Mormon Jesus!

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: April 04, 2018 04:05PM

Now I know better. :)

I gather we're not talking about IQ?

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: April 06, 2018 11:28AM

Not sure.
I wouldn't be surprised if none of the GAs had reached 100 IQ either...:)

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: April 04, 2018 02:55PM

They get twinkled before that can happen.

Only God's most chosen OT prophets lived so long and fulfilled lives. Moses, Noah. Joseph lived to 110 exactly.

Is that where TSCC gets that figure? From Joseph of Egypt?

Silly nilly.

Someone where I worship at synagogue thinks the days were measured differently then than they are now. That makes sense to me too.

There are more people living to 100 today and becoming centenarians. 110, would be pushing it.

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Posted by: bobofitz ( )
Date: April 06, 2018 09:32AM

That would mean that sometime within the last 5000 years or so the earth was revolving at a much higher rate. Given some of the ages referenced in the Old Testament, up to six or seven times faster. Does this make sense to you too? The earth revolves at the rate it does because of its gravitational relationship to the sun. This hasn’t substantially changed for billions of years.

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Posted by: Babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: April 06, 2018 10:45AM

I’ve only noticed the Earth revolve at a higher rate after I’ve been drinking.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: April 06, 2018 11:58AM

Wouldn't it be in slow motion?

If it's going faster that means your heart is racing.

Slower, low blood pressure.

If it stops, serious trouble.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: April 04, 2018 02:56PM

There's a Jewish birthday blessing, "May you live to be 120."

Still, not 110. :-)

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Posted by: cl2 ( )
Date: April 04, 2018 03:33PM

But I think Nelson and his pal Oaks are off to a bad start anyway and already were. Nelson and his dear wife, Wendy, are the anti-gays.

I didn't notice that anyone pointed out that on that interview they had with Nelson and his wife and she said that he had a lot more revelations now that he is the prophet, that her dear friend was on the program, too. Oh, Sherry Dew. Why would she be there? I mean, really? Do they just want to make it obvious that there is something between the 2? Or is Sherry going to be wife #3?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 05, 2018 11:40AM

cl2 Wrote:
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> Or is Sherry going to be wife #3?

She got to marry him in this Third Anointing.

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Posted by: LivingElevated ( )
Date: April 04, 2018 03:40PM

Not sure, but am I the only one who thinks it’s odd how long these Church leaders live?? I mean...93 is pretty up there. A majority of them live into their late 80s/early 90s. Even late 90s.

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Posted by: lisadee ( )
Date: October 15, 2018 11:18PM

Nelson's peer.....

Hartman Rector Jr. (born August 20, 1924) has been a general authority of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church) since 1968. He was one of the first adult converts to the LDS Church to become a general authority during the second half of the 20th century. Rector served as a member of the First Council of the Seventy from 1968 to 1976 and as a member of the First Quorum of the Seventy from 1976 to 1994.

Hartman Rector Jr.

Emeritus General Authority
October 1, 1994
Called by
Howard W. Hunter

First Quorum of the Seventy
October 3, 1975 – October 1, 1994
Called by
Spencer W. Kimball
End reason
Granted general authority emeritus status

First Council of the Seventy
April 6, 1968 – October 1, 1976
Called by
David O. McKay
End reason
Position discontinued, transferred to the First Quorum of the Seventy

Personal details
Born
August 20, 1924 (age 94)
Moberly, Missouri,

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 16, 2018 11:10AM

I now think Nelson's will to live to stick it to Hinckley on the "Mormon" thing is very strong. He wants to live to see this thing work so he will be living to 100 at least.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: April 04, 2018 04:04PM

Eldred G Smith, patriarch to the church. Dustaras a prophet seer and revelator lived to be 106.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: April 04, 2018 04:06PM

Should be sustained. No idea how or why the phone changed to Dustaras.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 05, 2018 11:41AM

Hinckley didn't like the loophole of church patriarch. I think Eldred lived long to spite Hinckley.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: April 06, 2018 01:55AM

He outlived Kimball who was the one that put him out to pasture.

Monson did invite father Smith to the meetings with the 12. They were friends.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 06, 2018 11:10AM

Oh, good for Monson. One of the few good things I've heard about him.

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Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: April 04, 2018 08:45PM

I intend to live to 126 - 5% longer than Moses. Of course, this requires continued advances in medicine, etc.

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Posted by: Babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: April 06, 2018 10:50AM

Definitely. If you’re 80 or younger now, plan on much better odds of reaching 100.

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: April 05, 2018 11:41AM


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Posted by: enigma ( )
Date: April 05, 2018 11:43AM

Sooooooo if a member or a profit DOES make it to 110, does the church still count them on the membership rolls? Because they only keep ALL members (even resigned and ex'ed members) on their rolls for 110 years after their birth date.

Does that mean that if Neilson (who's healthy AF) makes it to 110 that he'll be auto-dropped from the membership rolls and be the first non-member profit?

All of this is in jest, of course, LOL!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 05, 2018 11:49AM

Like!

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: April 06, 2018 12:03PM

If any make it to 110, they are automatically twinkled.

They do not die. Instantly resurrected, they are immortal.

So why haven't any of them made it to that goal post yet?

But no 110 year olds in recorded history were twinkled either.

Ah right. Another Mormon mythology.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: April 05, 2018 11:26PM

Perhaps Nelson. He’s 93 and an IQ of 110 is hard, but doable.

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Posted by: anonyXMo ( )
Date: April 06, 2018 02:27AM

Maybe one of them will make it to 116, like the missing pages

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 06, 2018 11:12AM

LOL! They should change their "Sure Age of The Dead" to 116. It would be a nod to their dangling appendage of 116 pages.

I wonder if Chris Nemlke could translate them like he did The Sealed Portion?

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Posted by: Elyse ( )
Date: April 06, 2018 11:38AM

They all know Mormonism is a crock.

So they are all afraid to die and meet their Maker.

So they try to fight dying with all their might.

Contrast this with John The Beloved who desired to be with his Lord as soon as possible.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 06, 2018 11:49AM

Elyse Wrote:
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> So they are all afraid to die and meet their
> Maker.
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> So they try to fight dying with all their might.


Hinckley thought he could beat cancer in his 90s.

Not one to rush meeting people at Jesus' feet.

Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
—Dylan Thomas

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Posted by: ipo ( )
Date: April 06, 2018 02:23PM


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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: October 15, 2018 11:28PM

If that's the case Oaks may be around forever.

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