Date: September 26, 2018 03:15AM
After the manner of Stanley screaming for Stella in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof:https://youtu.be/6q3fBK6LbCc
Can you imagine the horrifying cacophony on the day of resurrection, when all these temple-married guys are going around like Stanley all screaming out their wives' secret names at the same time?
I hope to be comfortably ensconced on my virtual tropical island far away from that zombie apocalypse scenario.
"Stellaaa! Marthaaa! Ginaaaa!? Lorettaaaa!? Where are you~oo~oo??!! Thousands...millions...yea, even tens of millions of women's names being shouted out all at the same time. The miracle will be if any of them will be able to hear their own name in all that din. "I'm Lori, with an 'i'. Was that Melvin calling my name or was it someone calling for Laurie or Larry. Damn, it's so hard to hear with all these guys screaming!"