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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 01, 2018 01:28PM

From the article, regarding all the new temples sites, including:

"...a major city yet to be determined in Russia."


So...ghawd can't see the future? He doesn't know how things are going to play out in this regard?


The last major direction from ghawd, as listed in the article, is that ghawd is blocking internet access to the following:

Instagram
Pinterest
Tumblr
MySpace
Twitter
Flixster
Xfinity TV
Spotify
Pandora
Rhapsody
Netflix
Amazon Video
Hulu
Soundcloud
Zynga
Kahoot
Clash of Clans
Big Fish Games
Gamespot


Apparently ghawd is not all that hip! Plus, you know they wanted to list exmormon(dot)org, but worried that putting it on the list would draw unwanted attention to it.

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Posted by: StillAnon ( )
Date: October 01, 2018 01:38PM

That's a long list. It just shows that many Ziontologists are looking for anything else to see than church speakers and church messages. Pretty soon, there will be an addition to WoW. No cell phones in church.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 01, 2018 02:02PM

No Facebook on this list?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 01, 2018 01:54PM

> No cell phones in church.

Why stop there?

No internet on the Sabbath

No internet during the fast before F&TM

No internet on Mondays, from 7pm to midnight

No internet on ghawd's birthday

No internet during conference

No internet on the way to the temple or on the way home.

No internet during sex for reproduction


I think it would be beneficial to members of the church if they went back to reading paperback novels during meetings, like ghawd intended!

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: October 01, 2018 03:04PM

We really, really like the black people, see? Do more churching at home. We're working on colluding with the Russians. No fun stuff allowed in Sacrament meetings. We'd rather demote high Priests to elders than allow women into the priesthood. We're saints, doggone it, not Mormons. Because if there's one thing everybody knows, it's that Mormons are no saints.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: October 01, 2018 03:54PM

To develop a kinship with the Russians, TSCC should encourage a Family Home Evening of vodka shots. White Russians if you’re into bowling.

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: October 01, 2018 04:19PM

Fake God. The only sites the real God would block access to would be:

Fact Check
Politifact
Open Secrets
Snopes
Hoax Slayer
Truth of Fiction

You know, anything that might try to replace faith with fact.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 01, 2018 04:26PM

I bet exmormon.org isn't blocked.

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