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From the article, regarding all the new temples sites, including:
"...a major city yet to be determined in Russia."
So...ghawd can't see the future? He doesn't know how things are going to play out in this regard?
The last major direction from ghawd, as listed in the article, is that ghawd is blocking internet access to the following:
Instagram
Pinterest
Tumblr
MySpace
Twitter
Flixster
Xfinity TV
Spotify
Pandora
Rhapsody
Netflix
Amazon Video
Hulu
Soundcloud
Zynga
Kahoot
Clash of Clans
Big Fish Games
Gamespot
Apparently ghawd is not all that hip! Plus, you know they wanted to list exmormon(dot)org, but worried that putting it on the list would draw unwanted attention to it.
"...a major city yet to be determined in Russia."
So...ghawd can't see the future? He doesn't know how things are going to play out in this regard?
The last major direction from ghawd, as listed in the article, is that ghawd is blocking internet access to the following:
Tumblr
MySpace
Flixster
Xfinity TV
Spotify
Pandora
Rhapsody
Netflix
Amazon Video
Hulu
Soundcloud
Zynga
Kahoot
Clash of Clans
Big Fish Games
Gamespot
Apparently ghawd is not all that hip! Plus, you know they wanted to list exmormon(dot)org, but worried that putting it on the list would draw unwanted attention to it.
That's a long list. It just shows that many Ziontologists are looking for anything else to see than church speakers and church messages. Pretty soon, there will be an addition to WoW. No cell phones in church.
No Facebook on this list?
> No cell phones in church.
Why stop there?
No internet on the Sabbath
No internet during the fast before F&TM
No internet on Mondays, from 7pm to midnight
No internet on ghawd's birthday
No internet during conference
No internet on the way to the temple or on the way home.
No internet during sex for reproduction
I think it would be beneficial to members of the church if they went back to reading paperback novels during meetings, like ghawd intended!
Why stop there?
No internet on the Sabbath
No internet during the fast before F&TM
No internet on Mondays, from 7pm to midnight
No internet on ghawd's birthday
No internet during conference
No internet on the way to the temple or on the way home.
No internet during sex for reproduction
I think it would be beneficial to members of the church if they went back to reading paperback novels during meetings, like ghawd intended!
We really, really like the black people, see? Do more churching at home. We're working on colluding with the Russians. No fun stuff allowed in Sacrament meetings. We'd rather demote high Priests to elders than allow women into the priesthood. We're saints, doggone it, not Mormons. Because if there's one thing everybody knows, it's that Mormons are no saints.
To develop a kinship with the Russians, TSCC should encourage a Family Home Evening of vodka shots. White Russians if you’re into bowling.
Fake God. The only sites the real God would block access to would be:
Fact Check
Politifact
Open Secrets
Snopes
Hoax Slayer
Truth of Fiction
You know, anything that might try to replace faith with fact.
Fact Check
Politifact
Open Secrets
Snopes
Hoax Slayer
Truth of Fiction
You know, anything that might try to replace faith with fact.
I bet exmormon.org isn't blocked.