It' looked like it was stuck onto his head like a misplaced muppet nose.
ETA: I don't think the black flies matter thing is okay. IOW, I like you, but if you were someone else I'd be up in arms, so I'm kind of not happy with you and what you wrote, Dave.
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And I kept thinking, "No. That's not an artifact from the lights, and his hair is parted on the left side of his head and that GIGANTIC thing is on the right side. And it's still there. And it's STILL THERE. Wow. It's still there." And then it wasn't.
How long do you think it was there? Close to five minutes?
Here's the correct way to kill a fly with your hands. When the fly lands, position your hands with one on each side of the fly, about 10" apart. Quickly clap your hands together. When the fly feels the air pressure as your hands come together it rises up to get away and CLAP!.....the fly is dead.
I learned that as a young fella in Palm Springs when flies would bother us sunbathing by the pool. It really does work.
That's how you Kill a fly, true. And if you clap - and miss (the fly) - no one sees why and they think it's goofy or funny, and your hands hurt!, AND you have blood in your hands. Not exactly convenient, or comfortable, or smooth.
But what if you don't want to kill it? Is there a better way to get rid of it?
Indeed, if continue to read, you will quickly learn the best, and quickest, way to both get rid of the nuisance and avoid any inconvenience, embarrassment, soreness, and blood.
Gross. Ouch!
Try this on for size: chart the fly's emergency exit route as your hand would fly above it at many times it's speed. Picking your timing... SWOOP above the fly, and as it takes off, CATCH IT!
You'll be amazed that you'll catch most flys/ bugs - rather than swatting them (with your hand? Ewww) - and then throw them (outdoors, against the wall, or even into oblivion) away.
Roy G Biv Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When the fly lands, position your hands > with one on each side of the fly, about 10" apart. > Quickly clap your hands together. When the fly > feels the air pressure as your hands come together > it rises up to get away and CLAP!.....the fly is > dead.
Dave the Atheist Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I laughed.
You're probably still laughing.
Millions are.
In all seriousness. I only heard the "buzz" as I listened on the radio. Then, when I saw it, was quite amazed.
Talk about an unplanned, unsightly, embarrassing, even sticky situation. Maybe something in his ear finally whispered "Hey Man, There's A Fly In Your Toupee".
You have to wonder, when a fly picks a certain head to land on (what they see before landing there), how they choose THAT head of hair... And why, besides canisters of spray hold, they didn't feel it.
I might have reflexively swatted it... But I really really feel my hair, while it's there. I think that's fair
I call it a NO Fly zone. I don't think they can read though. I know flies. Well, they know me.
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The fly was a tiny bot that was remote controlled by Trump. It was supposed to land on his ear and tell him what to say, but Trump couldn't handle the remote so it sort of crashed on his head, to far away from his ear so he couldn't hear it.
Lord of the Dance! My stepmother had that on BETAMAX! Okay, maybe they'd given up on the Betamax and had bought a VCR at that point. Still. We watched that thing waaaay too many times.