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forbiddencokedrinker
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Date: May 03, 2013 12:57PM
Every time I try to parody Mormonism, or near every time it seems, it turns out that someone knows some Mormon that actually beat me to the punch. Here's seeing if I can finally out crazy the crazies.
Mormon themed business ideas
White and Delightsome Dry Cleaning Service. Don't just get your baker's cap white, get it White and Delightsome. Yes, a dry cleaner that specifically deals in sacred Mormon temple clothes. All the staff will have temple recommends, so you don't have to worry about a gentile seeing your apron.
The Sword of Laban. This one is a discreet gentleman's club that goes out of its way to protect the identity of its clientele, by having a hidden parking lot, with lookouts who will make sure no cars are coming when you pull out, so no one sees you. Also works for gay bars, bars in general, or tea rooms that serve actual tea.
Bridal shop for little girls who want to play dress up, in preparation for their one big special day. Needs a name.
A Pawn shop that deals in secret tokens and handshakes, so you finally have a place to sell those.
I don't know, some multi-level marketing scam involving facial creams that are basically scented petroleum jelly.