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elderolddog
I'm sure they wouldn't carry on like this if it weren't ghawd's will...
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Yesterday
elderolddog
Huh!! So what did women use before then?
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Yesterday
elderolddog
Drudge pointed out to me that there's a guy out there who is welcoming his 165th Fruit-of-the-Womb! He's 48 and plans to 'retire' when he's 50.  I don't know if that means on his 50th birthday, or when he's no longer 50... https://nypost.com/2024/06/15/us-news/sperminator-ari-nagel-welcomes-165th-child-ahead-of-fathers-day/
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Yesterday
elderolddog
type mormon.org or mormon.com into your browser's search bar and you'll see their true feelings on the matter.
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Yesterday
elderolddog
    And then ask to be shown a 'sign'!!
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Yesterday
elderolddog
The leaders should have handed out testimony gloves!
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Yesterday
elderolddog
> I see where the Oilers cleaned > the Panthers clock last night, > so to speak. They live to fight > another day.     Color me bogus, and call me cab, but the game was rigged because the Panthers want to win the Cup on home ice.     It was entirely scripted, just like my first marriage!
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Yesterday
elderolddog
> Has Wendy become ill or > have the dynamics of his > second marriage changed?     I'd been wondering this.  I mentioned this before April 2024 Conference, that she hadn't been seen in the press, any press, for over a year.     But then there she was at April Conference, seated off to the side, cheering on her lover boy.  ...I forgot to look for Sheri.
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Yesterday
elderolddog
   "No, thank you, I'm a Saint, a Latter-day Saint."
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2 days ago
elderolddog
I want to believe that someone gave until it hurt . . .
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2 days ago
elderolddog
    As an 'old school' mormon, I'll give my response and you can do with it as you will . . .     Worthy priesthood holders are not limited in the number of Celestial wives they can have sealed to them.  The mormon notion of a mother in heaven is based on this.  We each have the same heavenly sperm donator, but we may have different heavenly human incubators/mothers.  It is almos
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2 days ago
elderolddog
...Well, yes!  Missionaries volunteer to be slaves!!
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3 days ago
elderolddog
#3 is waaaaay down the road, based on the current custom of seniority in the quorum of the 3x4 (or is it 2x6?) afossils being the method of ascension. #2 HAS to come before #1 because otherwise, two women marrying would mean there'd be no one to heal their sick kids! #2 would be VERY important in terms of girls' camp!! Edited to add smut: (YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!) It does
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3 days ago
elderolddog
               Also, and it's a minor point but important to me: There is no such thing as a Chalupa Supreme because ALL Chalupas are, by definition, supreme.
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3 days ago
elderolddog
We got chopped Chevvies, and I'm okay with that, Gladys
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3 days ago
elderolddog
> I think that every young missionary > needs to be told, "You are a volunteer > and doing a favor for the church. Do > not stand for any mistreatment, and make > sure that your own most basic needs ... > are being met." I agree with your sentiment.  But 'every young missionary' is not in a position to hear this sentiment from anyone whom they might feel is '
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3 days ago
elderolddog
    Here's a story about how cheesy mormonism can be...     Back in the day, a new missionary's first stop was the SL Mission Home on North Temple.  The Elders and Lady Elders would check in on Saturday morning for five days of instruction and advanced babysitting by those in charge.  The complete spectrum of human behavior was displayed as parents parted from their new Elder/Lady
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3 days ago
elderolddog
    The church officials involved have learned to live with the consequences of being "in tune" with the will of the lord.  I've never risen to that state of being (although I once visited an estate of bean, while on my mission) so I can't say I understand it completely, but I do know that they mean well...or at least good.     In the case of the missionary not allowed to l
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3 days ago
elderolddog
> Do you get the feeling people are > laughing at you behind your back... Phil, I don't have a back!!
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3 days ago
elderolddog
Fairmormon took a shot at explaining the situation, saying that JoJu, in the 1840 edition DID change it to pure & delightsome, but then goes on to use some intellectual buggery to 'explain' how human error kept in the white & delightsome until ghawd finally figured it out and rechanged the change . . . https://www.fairlatterdaysaints.org/answers/Book_of_Mormon/Textual_changes/%22whit
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3 days ago
elderolddog
    I accept my burden in life and its consequences.
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3 days ago
elderolddog
> It's a bit late to discover that if > the guns have already been discharged. This is why the concept of "A Sincere Apology" came into existence . . .
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3 days ago
elderolddog
I find it so disturbing when people seek to mock the existence of the Great Flood . . .  C'mon!  It's in the bible!!!
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3 days ago
elderolddog
That I'm the new Church Patriarch . . .  This, despite the fact that no one, absolutely, no one!, Patriarchs like I do!
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3 days ago
elderolddog
    All, and I mean ALL, the darkies are human beings, children of the most high ghawd, who FAILED to complete some or all their duties assigned to them during the Great War in Heaven when we affiliated with the two-thirds of the host of Heaven aligned with Jesus, against the one-third who aligned with Lucimafer (his assigned name as a Simpson's character).     During the Great War in
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4 days ago
elderolddog
                 "ALL THE DEAD PEOPLE IN THE           WORLD ARE NOW MORMON!!!"
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5 days ago
elderolddog
Imma put you on my resumé as a reference!!
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6 days ago
elderolddog
> If his Ex-ing wasn't done with > 'proper procedures' ... then WHY > WAS IT NECESSARY TO REINSTATE HIM ??? Exmo logic says that in neither instance was ghawd or ghawd's will a factor. Thus, they were, in both instances, making shizz up to satisfy their momentary needs. "The Needs of the Moment" are always primary.
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6 days ago
elderolddog
    "When we obey church leaders, we are obeying ghawd because all our church leaders serve at ghawd's request and pleasure, and these leaders are simply passing along his advice and council regarding our daily actions, telling us what to do and what to refrain from doing."             --Judic West, mocker of Zion and its                       
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