If you truly LOVED your children and wanted to make sure they made it to the Celestial Kingdom, you would need to kill them before the age of 8. Of course you yourself wouldn't be there with them because you killed them, but maybe God would make an exception because you had brought more of his people to Christ... and that's when it started occurring to me that religion when you actually though
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I mean seriously guys, I think you would realize this with how hip you guys all are to the latest on science and stuff. It should be obvious that a hollow Earth is the way it really is what with all the evidence, I firmly be..bee......ROFLMAO.
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ALL MISSIONARY WORK should be stopped immediately so that MORE of Gods children would be able to get into the Kingdom of Heaven after they die. I mean if you teach these people, and they don't accept it, you are condemning them. The most loving thing the Church could do if the gospel was true, would be to SHUT THE HELL UP, and just doing temple work, converting everyone after they had died and al
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"Our beloved Father in Heaven, We thank thee for these twinkies, snickers, and soda pop we are about to partake in and ask thee to bless it that it will give us the needed sugar high in order to drive safely, but not too keyed up causing us to commit all kinds of road rage home... We ask that it will not go to our thighs and cause us weight gain, but at the same time it will not cause diar
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Below is Part 1 So I am sitting down during opening exercises for priesthood when this 11 YO goes up to the Bishop and starts complaining to him about me preventing my son from going to the Priesthood Introduction thing. Bishop has a bemused look on his face and stares at me. Do they not realize I can hear them talking about me and my son right in front of them. Well actually it was the obnoxi
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Today, at the Stake Center there was a 'Priesthood' introduction that my 10 year old was invited to. Basically those who are about to turn 12 are talked to about how GREAT it is to get the aaronic priesthood and pass the sacrament, collect fast offerings etc. My TBM wife was running some business at a holiday bazaar and I was helping her. Between being at that and at home, I decided to take
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With gambling winnings. It's for a good cause.
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Book of Ether, Chapter 14 So it was late last night and I needed to get in my daily scripture reading (ie. sleeping aid), and I read this great and inspirational piece of scripture.... (with commentary in parenthesis) 1 And now there began to be a great curse upon all the land because of the iniquity of the people, in which, if a man should lay his tool or his sword upon his shelf, or upon
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Back in the early 90s when I was serving in the South, they were baptizing and having new converts go inactive like Hotcakes. So a bishop in a ward tired of having to follow up with all these people got the bright idea of sending out a form letter where he asked them if they wanted to remain and member or not so he wouldn't have to deal with following up with all these inactives, and was imme
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When the Church started having the Priest's wear robes and caps, it was found that other leader in THE church started losing hair... when they are like "What are you talking about?" say...oh you that I mean the Mormon Church, well obviously in the worlds eyes, THE Church is actually the Catholics, or a million other churches besides YOURS.
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TBM person across the streets problem with it. Why is the Bishop letting YOU get away with SUCH EVIL, I better put a craw in the Bishop's side until something is done!
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yet the reason why their isn't any evidence for this is that they blended in with the native populations of TRILLIONS of people so you can't find their DNA.
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I am being dead serious here, because of an experience I actually had with Monson. He was my Aunt and Uncle's Bishop. When my Uncle died, he was still the 1st Counselor in the FP. Somehow arrangements were made and he came and talked at my Uncles funeral dumb da dadda dumb....about MY UNCLE. He went on and oh about how he had know my aunt and uncle when they were young marrieds, how he had
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and making it all about THEM!!! They are like a little narcissist child. Actually if this is the case MONSON DOESN'T RUN THE CHURCH, and I will tell you why in another post.
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Tell ANY family stuff to the leadership...and he was in the leadership. If he heard about family stuff getting back to him he would blow a gasket. Good advice I think. My DW THINKS you should tell the leadership stuff because 'they are there to help' Maybe some are, some probably crave hearing family dramas though.
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Bishop Rood Conducts A Funeral “It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I stand before all of you today to...” Bishop Rood checked his notes, “mourn the passing of Brother Winston Feeler..Fillo...Fullerbottom? Is that right?” He glanced down at the widow who nodded her head in pain. She really wasn't much to look at, but she must have been quite the MILF in her younger days.
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Southern female accent makes my member stand at attention. Which didn't help much when I was dis-serving the South on mission
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Actually when GBH said it was either 100% true, or even if it was 1% off, it was false, I figured he was admitting that it was FALSE. I have seen enough of their actions to come to the conclusion that it's just another man made church with no more truth or falsity than any other church group or cause.
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Find a profession where the women outnumber the men by about 5 to 1, go in there show interest in a couple and get them fighting over you. Actually read a book when I was in my early 20s on how to meet women. One of the suggestions was to take cooking classes and home econ type classes.
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I am so excited to announce that a momentous event in theatrical art is about to be released. http://www.southparkstudios.com/fans/book-of-mormon-tickets It will be interesting to see their take on Chloroform in Print.
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I would be summarily excommunicated from the church, but if Monson did it, they'd write a song about it.
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Where you can take ANY book using their system and find hidden messages that appear to be prophetic?
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When our home was flood in December of 2007, we made our home at the local LDS Church House for a week. Maybe the Haitian members are more aholes? I am just saying in MY experience, using the LDS shelter as an LDS person, Us and 1 other family were the LDS Folks. The rest of the people using the classrooms as temporary shelter were NON-members. It was coordinated with the Red Cross, however, I
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http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=164852043541641&index=1 Facebook is going to be showered with the testimonies of the elect.
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