The spousal unit is irrationally TBM. He has the interest in going out of curiosity and maybe other reasons. He wants me to ordain him which I unashamedly have told him I will not do it. One of his uncles was the next choice. It will be a little awkward with the family. That's a side issue though. Ditching the first one will not be an option. I'll spend the next week preparing him for
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with priesthood session of conference next week, and my son having recently turned 12 and he will be sucked into the conference attending machine... Should I go to conference with Him to help regulate and help him process the trash he will be exposed to? Or should I just let him attend with whoever picks him up. Probably the YM something or other. I think there is the whole BBQ before the prie
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How much Pepsi or coke stock does tscc own? How much black tea stock? You might have your answer when we know that.
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Good luck to us all as this money madness continues. Your Cajun instinct is serving you well. I know many keen leblanc's. I will count you as another.... Do you read the Cajun night before Christmas? We pull that one out every few years on Christmas Eve. It is good for nostalgic reasons. Of course I could be making an ass of myself on the subject with all of my assumptions..
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Baby, you're about to get nailed in the sure place
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Remember how goofy that movie "god's army" was? It cracked me up how it portrayed Mish life. Maybe more of the same....
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Excellent inflation assessment. Pine for the good old days conference speaker.... Quantitative easing is here to stay. (Unfortunately)
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Now with yellow teeth. Though he looks like the Sicilian "genius" in the princess bride. I cannot remember his name.
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I posted this a few days ago as I thought it was a bit visionary about the future of the church. I think it is a clear indicator of what 18 year old missionaries would act like. Thanks to the Canadian comedy group Picnicface. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKJyxDhPTFc
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Quinten Cooks teeth are quite yellow. Disgusting to watch. 8 year old daughter ask what is pornography? Can I see it?
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It must be difficult writing for a tv show. You have to keep track of all the plot lines from all the seasons and character development and hat not. So here we are into season 182 of "As The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints Turns". You get 11 episodes from slc per year 5 in the spring 6 in the fall. All the leadership has to do is say stuff that does not contradict or add to
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I don't get the parody reference if any, but I find this funny for many reasons. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKJyxDhPTFc
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In all that was stollen or borrowed from the masons, it should be interesting to note that disciplinary meetings have a type and a shadow of a similar meeting as practiced by the masons. When doing research for a court, I found that the masons have an almost identical way of dealing with their own. If the masons are so inspired, why didjs not simply merge his faction with them? I wonder if the
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I just got out of one of those children sac meetings. That is a creepy experience. What do church folk think when putting these "programs" together? It is like a fast Sunday. Look at how crazy we are and what we do to the kids. Those are emotionally painful.
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That there was much indoctrination on display during the annual sacrament meeting where the children did recite unto their fathers the lessons from primary. And it came to pass that one father did take out his iPad and did post upon a more friendly website. And it came to pass that a greater number of fathers were thinking of sports, yea a more part were desirous that his thing would come to
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So the more like unto a son of a bitch the member is, the higher the likelihood is that the member has gone through this? Here is the 4th verse of "the spirit of fire": We’ll wash and be wash’d, and with oil be anointed Withal not omitting the washing of feet: For he that receiveth his PENNY appointed, Must surely be clean at the harvest of wheat. I used to be inte
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The bishop and mercenaries probably knew that the girl in story number two was just having "spiritual" sex with the bf.... The kind that JS was taking part in..... So it's all cool.
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I don't really buy into this stuff anymore. I played golf once. I'm a Tourette's survivor. I have not resigned. I'm searching for a more meaningless life. My name is diableavecargent, and I'm a fucking, god damned mother fucking Mormon.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Her reaction is awesome. What can be a buildup moment is so great in that all you see is let down. Priceless. Also, what is the big deal if it is her fiancé's mission too. It is not like they are companions. Another sad commentary on the state of relationships in the morg. When elders and sisters would come close to even
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Now just sit back and wait for the delightsomeness to start showing ... Wait for it........ Wait for it......... Waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiittt for iiiiiitttt...... Any second now..... Aaaaaaany second now......
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Exodus 32:14 and the lord repented of the evil which he thought to do.... 1 Samuel 15:35 and the lord repented that he made Saul king..... How the hell does the perfect god repent? Where in is the ceasing then?
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When I heard that BYU lost I assumed it was because the BYU team must be a bunch of masturbators-- thereby depriving themselves of the victory the lord was so willing to give them. Your explanation makes a little more sense though.
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And the wive's first husbands didn't have to suffer the embarrassment of finding the wife at home married to the guy who sent them away. I guess JS's relationship status would be " It's complicated."
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Sistertwister, we're not angry..... We're just not going to take it..... Anymore.
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I have no interest in conference, but he tends to get this paragraph off once every conference or so,"with the birth of the babe in Bethlehem there emerged a great endowment. A wealth more lasting than the coins of caesar.......bla blah blah...." I want to be seen as prophetic when he uses that tired monologue of his from many years back. It is a high mileage monologue. If any one
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And more often than that, you are more than happy you bailed when you did.
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Those folks putting the booties on may have been doing the abbreviated version of the call and election made sure ordinance. Sort of like the water park baptisms.
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Tell them you don't do business with Mormons on their sabbath. Use their own logic against them.
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Nothing that was not sourced by my own emotions.
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I saw Shawshank Redemptiom too.....
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