Death was a relief for BY.
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The prophet said never to cross the streams.
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Eat me.
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JS had some hot dates with Fanny Alger.
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None of Joseph's supposed persecutors could remember it happening either.
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My wallet needs a Priesthood blessing.
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The United States does not have a true market economy. It has a system of de-facto monopolies reminiscent of slum lords. That's why sectors like medicine have such a highly distorted cost structure that they function as a Mafia. That's why I (and Yanis Varoufakis) say that we are now living under a system of neo-feudalism. The reason China and many European nations are surpassing the US is bec
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At least love is real - until you get to divorce court.
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Follow the money. Oh wait, in TSCC you can't.
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Isn't the Wasatch Front getting a little crowded?
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TBMs are going to gloat over the church's decision to pull out of BSA. To them, this proves the prophet is guided by the Lord.
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Reg Nullify in concert https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cmFn7ivcawI The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe radio show https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wb58DnS1uzM
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Joe played fast and loose with the facts. It all made sense inside his head.
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Didn't the church make you feel guilty for not working?
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Our politicians have been psychopaths since day one?
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A dog trying to scratch his ear in zero gravity would be funny.
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"The followers of Jesus ran away from Him; but the Latter-day Saints never ran away from me yet." Joseph Smith ran toward an open window.
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It will all be answered in the next life.
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Thanks for ruining the image of a Universe being sucked down a drain.
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Everybody wants to be Brigham Young.
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Or all of the fuss is from a loud minority and her base will remember that at least she was honest. Maybe they want a governor who's a little intimidating.
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Or has the church devolved into The Idiot's Guide to Jesus?
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Some folks need a country club or a temple. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CDWiVq1Y100
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Joe knows who to call if Commander keeps getting into trouble.
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The US constitution may be more pagan than Christian if it was heavily influenced by the Iroquois Confederacy. https://www.history.com/news/iroquois-confederacy-influence-us-constitution Jefferson's "nature's God" is suspiciously closer to the "great spirit" of Native Americans than the monarch God of Europeans.
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They should watch some old devotionals. https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/media/video/2002-09-0005-come-out-of-the-darkness-into-the-light?lang=eng
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The trouble with tribbles https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B2T1QX7BEyg
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They need more temples to handle the underflow.
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But the dog killed chickens. Blood atonement.
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Could be God's butt crack. He's very old.
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