They have to send out a road repair crew after Mormons hie to Kolob.
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God has something for you. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XLwtqwnI6ko
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Kind of like Rudolph the reindeer was restored to his former glory when his glowing nose came through one foggy Christmas eve. If you recycle a myth, is it restored? I suppose it's like restoring a car. Being LDS is like a passenger in a 1938 Studebaker on the I-15, with a 100-year-old driver. When restoring a rusted-out POS car, you have to fabricate a bunch of missing parts. Not that it m
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"Also, when my brother bemoaned the temple legal troubles I said at least the next guy was a lawyer. He liked that." https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GaZp4fJVHmQ
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Why do Mormons so badly want to prove that they aren't weird.
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"To keep ones sanity one should avoid and not involve themselves in the insanity of others." Not necessarily. Even if you know that nothing is real, you have to meet other people where they're at. If they believe the world is real, then what? You play along.
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Of course. Who else will repair magic underwear?
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Is there a limit on in-app purchases?
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"Once I even met a former ex-neo-nazi member who didt`t fear to speake out. Why cant my my self find bravery like that?" That's what this board is for. If you speak to Mormons, it will fall on deaf ears. Church leaders can literally do no wrong. So there's not much point in speaking out. You can't fix stupid. Don't feel bad for not trying. Maybe this board is my therapist.
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Maybe the woman was disappointed that OP's wife was not available as a CK sister wife.
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In bed, you can do a Scarface impression: Say hello to my little friend.
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Are we talking about Western Civilization?
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Thousands of flowers had to die to give Rusty a proper send-off.
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He can get in big trouble if he forgets his secret handshakes or new name. Insisting that he is the President of the church could get him thrown in the looney bin for having grandiose delusions.
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It's like black mirror McDonald's where Ronald McDonald is a real guy who customers have a duty to obey.
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Wouldn't a violent, abusive therapist get things done faster?
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The fate of vegetables: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=juV6KGAy75A
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I don't think so. Democracy has always been authoritarianism dressed in drag. Mormons are very authoritarian.
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Like Lloyd Christmas?
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Your local ward will soon ask for a show of hands of everyone who will sustain and support Oaks as the church President. How many of those who raise their hands are lying? And what does it even mean, if he"s a mascot who doesn't actually need functional cognition? You are sustaining the myth of a prophet, since "prophet seer and revelator" is a role in a fantasy RPG.
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So Wendy fed him Tex Mex and during dinner he decided Fairview needed a temple?
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The administrators could have cleared up your confusion with a simple "You all look the same to us". All the Taiwanese I've met have been very nice and definitely did not like the Chinese, probably for the reasons you mentioned. So it's a little ironic that your education was funded by white colonialists. The Timpanogos tribe still hates Brigham Young. As I get older, I appreciate
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Did you remember to cut out the symbols on your garments before throwing them away? You could put your own symbols on your underwear, like Nike does with golf shirts. You could also come up with your own handshakes. Or maybe fist bumps. Perhaps a Lamanite could improve on white bread signs and tokens.
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"in case the church is true" I keep three of the white shirts I used to wear to church hanging in my closet in case three supermodels stop by for a foursome and need something to wear around the house afterwards.
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It looks like a great and spacious building.
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What about some action figures peeling potatoes?
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BYU is where "Mr Right Now" needs a temple recommend.
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Harsh weed
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The church is more like weed laced with formaldehyde. My original point was that Mormonism is a product of marketing and branding. People use it out of habit and addiction even though it is unhealthy and will eventually kill them. Mormonism is sold on the premise of exclusivity. You are part of a special club. Your family "gets to" be together forever. If you go to the temple, you
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If a student is emotionally crippled, can you just treat them like they are LDS?
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