Last I heard you need a TR. It's like Hells Angels. They won't let just anyone buy a jacket.
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Oh yeah? I was anointed by the Easter Bunny!
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"It’s the sex, isn't it?" is like the ancient Aztecs saying "You need more heads, don't you?".
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"began to proclaim he was the Prophet Joseph Smith... he then stripped off his clothing and attempted to “rip” his own genitalia off." That does not sound like Joseph.
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That I believe. I saw a video of a Bigfoot taken from a train. The being was semi-transparent, which I think explains a lot. You don't usually see interdimensional beings, which include woodland fairies. Their bodies must be of the unseen dimension, so you never see a corpse. Bigfoots are probably visible only when they are angry or depressed.
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Is Utah beer watered down?
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That's like asking if your local veterinarian will treat unicorns. Walk into a Utah bank and ask them the exchange rate for senines. All people good and bad have an equal chance to visit places that do not exist.
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How would LDS Living report on this gold watch? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kWp6hZ-5ndc
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"The Gerontocracy has proved so far that you can indeed have your cake and eat it too." Unending narcissistic supply. The institution has NPD. That's why it gaslights, projects, blames, and plays the victim.
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Joseph Smith did not use psychedelic drugs. He just acted like he did. Psychedelics use by the Aztecs is old news. The BoM, PoGP, and BoA could have all been written without Joseph tripping balls. Either way, there were never any Nephites, just as there were never any Hobbits.
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Sometimes it's tough being the little man in the boat.
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People with NPD have Jungian projections out the ying yang. Joseph was definitely an outlier.
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"You are broken. But WE can fix you." For a small phenomenal fee.
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My pediatrician recommended a scalar pendant for blocking 5G. Just out of the blue. Haven't been back in a while.
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Penny Marshall invented Milk and Pepsi as a kid. Her mom made her drink her milk before enjoying Pepsi, but eventually she mixed the two. Her character Laverne, on "Laverne and Shirley", introduced it to the TV audience, planting the seeds for Utah's dirty soda business.
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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/treasury-penny-mint-to-stop-making-pennies/ Why couldn't they have announced this on Lincoln's birthday?
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I wonder who wrote the book of love. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bn3yQtenLbM Ancient Greeks would have the same problem as some immigrants: But judge, raping is perfectly fine back home. Once I saw a young lady laying on the grass of the local park, I marveled that I live in a place where women can do that. There are lots of places in the world where a woman wouldn't dare attempt to enjo
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They would be punished for coming clean. Kind of like Dupont knew 50 years ago that the PFOA (C8) used to make Teflon was toxic and did not break down in the environment but dumped them in landfills and rivers anyway. They had to be sued to get the truth out of them. Today, PFAS are in the blood of just about every human on Earth. Even the rain that falls from the sky contains concentrations abov
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"I love the phrase, "There are not yet enough studies to draw a conclusion." Comforting." It tells me they don't want to give up their junk food.
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I always knew, because the church taught it. The rationale was that there was not enough men. There are still not enough men, even though women in the church are treated like second class citizens.
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"Another interesting observation: There's almost no outrage directed at trans men in sport. It's almost all the other way around. Patriarchal men don't see trans men as a "threat" to their sexuality. They don't see them as competition, just "weird." Not as weird as wokeism choosing the transgender hill to die on, of all things. One of the basic unwritten rules of socie
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Like anointing other guys' junk?
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Here's to dear old Dad. That seems to happen a lot. Inviting Jesus into bed with you and your wife seems like a good idea until the first fart.
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Thomas S Monson commissioned that study back in the 1960s. What's interesting is what the church did with the results and the fact that TSM became President of the church. Certainly, the insiders know that the BoA was made up and passed off as scripture. Is it possible it wasn't Joseph's first time doing this? They could have dealt with the discrepancy then, or buried it. They chose to bury
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TBMs are like tempered glass. All of that internal stress makes them tough, but if you hit them just right they shatter into tiny pieces.
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Evil doesn’t think it's evil. It thinks everyone else is evil. There's your clue.
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Maybe if it's on body cam. Now, where is that footage?
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How will they partake of the sacrament?
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I would have stayed longer on Kolob, but for Ukraine-like recruitment.
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There isn't one future, there are many potential futures. We are heavily biased toward events that go through the formality of actually occurring. I suppose that works both ways. If you narrowly avert disaster, nobody cares much about what could have happened. So, I wouldn't expect psychics to make decent predictions even if they could.
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