I would totally respect a stripper with that name.
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Elder Oaks may be the first church President to keep his brain in a jar posthumously, wired to AI, if he lives long enough for the technology to show up. But that seems more like an Elder Bednar thing.
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Didn't he fight Lamanites in the Banana Wars?
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After seeing this Arnold Friberg painting? https://bookofmormonartcatalog.org/catalog/lehi-and-his-people-arrive-in-the-promised-land/ Nephi must have built the only boat with a gym and weight room. I used to compare myself to the buff kid with the leather wristband and freakishly small head. I never questioned how a pre-pubescent boy could build that kind of muscle. Or how Nephi managed
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In 30 or 40 more years, you'll be old enough to lead a worldwide church.
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She could refer to herself as a Lamanite.
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Plausible deniability about stalking? Mormons think it's their job to "save" you. That's kind of culty.
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If they come back, offer them coffee. Don't worry, they'll refuse. You can continue. Do you want a beer? No. Scotch? No. They're kids, mush-filled skulls as Rush Limbaugh used to say. It might be fun to try and get into their heads.
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Should I get an AI bishop if I have an AI girlfriend?
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Disclaimer: My opinions are not necessarily facts. Thank you for reminding me of the unreality the Establishment lives in. I don't blame you for being fond of it. You and I are prickles and goo, in the words of Alan Watts. Maybe I shouldn't call the previous war Presidents stupid, or second guess them, but the best commander in chief America ever had was Crazy Horse. He was not stupid. B
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Maybe JS was talking about sex.
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The perks of empire are going away. As usual, the poor will be left holding the bag.
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Offer them coffee. It's like offering garlic to vampires. Tell them how much you love coffee, and they will disappear.
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Date Night in the Young household could be tough on a guy's sanity.
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My outfit relived its Vietnam glory days to the point the standard uniform was jungle fatigues and jungle boots. Nobody considered the history of all of that, with the US arming Ho Chi Minh's army (the Viet Minh) to chase the Japanese out of Vietnam. The US and Ho Chi Minh were once friends. Vietnam could have been granted the independence it earned, but no. The army the US helped build ous
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How would Bigfoot know what to do with the money if it found it? It may have been used as toilet paper.
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The corporate trainer was needed on the other side. Probably for a new store on Kolob.
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Pull a JS. Tell your parents an angel with a flaming sword came to you in a dream and commanded you not to leave Mormonism. Lay it on thick and convince your parents you're a true believer. Then, continue to sponge off them. "Good Mormon" is then your full-time acting job. Nice work if you can get it. Is that manipulative? Not nearly as manipulative as their religion.
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Maybe his 56 wives told him what to think.
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Mormon morality is different. A non-believer may be disingenuous, but they can sleep well knowing they are no more weasely than believing Mormons. Mormonism does actually provide a place for people who need extreme structure, those who have little use for personal autonomy. All others should stand clear. Morality need not enter the picture. I mean, lying vs not lying is a rather fuzzy li
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Only 3 months wasted? Better than 30 years. Besides, she was a mirage. You can never have a normal relationship with a cult girl. Mormon life is performative. It's all a circus. You would have been another clown.
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In-N-Out fries are to die for. Do victims of violent crime still have to wait a year to get their temple work done, or can they get a special dispensation?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eIFA2ssL2Lc
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JS wore dandy outfits in "The Prophet Who Shagged Me".
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Does the church still take gold teeth?
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Holy smokes!
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Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple Burning for You - Blue Oyster Cult Burning Down the House - Talking Heads
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Not the first time Henry has been criticized by pod people
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Shouldn't the homeless population in Utah be called pioneers?
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This is one time I'm glad the church is self-insured. Maybe this ward's next service should include "The Spirit of God Like a Fire is Burning".
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