Gov Newsom will be concerned if the price of hair gel goes up.
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Spit fire and save the matches
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It was some of John Goodman's best work.
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That's a leg? It reminds me of this scene: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f5M67A8-F1s&pp=0gcJCY4Bo7VqN5tD
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Why did it have to be clowns?
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"they always go you are going to lose everything!" That's the big Mormon fear. They worship a god who gives them free stuff for kissing his butt. To quote Pete Townshend, I gotta lose me to find you. Got to give up all I got.
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If you're lucky, and as faithful as the Brother of Jared, you may see the finger of God in the temple. It will, of course, be the middle finger.
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Is there a Ralph's around here?
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Scientists reject data that conflicts with their worldview, which in turn aligns with whoever signs their paycheck. It's not that they don't have an answer, it's that they just don't care. It's not their job to fill the gap. So, the comparison is apples and oranges. What may be bothering you is the slow pace of the second Enlightenment. You want it to happen faster, before the world falls a
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But God already knows what's going to happen and he does it anyway. Dude needs therapy.
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It's like snow surfing.
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"Oddly, boring now works on quite a few as long as you are promising they belong to an elite group." If you build big enough temples, maybe it will work. Belonging... to what? To that? I once wanted to belong to a group of misfits who used religion as a crutch they could whack people with. No thanks, if they can't pull themselves out of their own cesspool, they will just drag me i
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Your total tithing paid, as well as the number of times you pulled taffy, goes on your permanent record. God is criticized for being a control freak and an absentee parent. He just can't win with us, so maybe he gave up. Probably playing golf on Kolob, where it's a miracle when he doesn't hit a hole in one.
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The quiet part in parentheses: I am sustained as such (by chumps).
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Some mornings you need that kind of machinery.
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Why celebrate Jesus once a week when we only celebrate Santa Claus once a year?
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"Again I asked why should I attend and one said to listen to talks about Jesus." You should have asked them if you can give a talk about the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Mormon reasoning is one eternal round. What would they do without their culture? It's all they have. They won't go anywhere near the edge of their flat world, lest they fall off. The early saints brought coffee and tea on their wagons as they crossed the plains. What would they make of your modern brother? Maybe assign some handcart duty to convert fat into muscle.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KB6iAjfpBPk&pp=0gcJCY4Bo7VqN5tD
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Can't they just double up on magic underwear?
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Same age as the Ayatollah when he died. Coincidence?
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Anyone who didn't do as Joseph Smith said was obviously an enemy to God.
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The Keebler Elves are made up, but I love eating their Fudge Stripes. I know that sounds kind of gross.
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I believe in Scarlett Johansson without wanting to eat her.
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The church doesn't care if you leave. Going to hell is your problem.
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Never wear your blue bonnet so tight that it cuts off your circulation.
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Rubber necking leads to rubber heavy petting.
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How about a black dress with a red hourglass shape on the front? Because there's no way she's getting out of this. But unlike Lori Vallow, this one may be available for courtship. Just make her eat some of whatever food she offers you.
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"Safety in numbers rules" Most people prefer false safety to true freedom. Maybe it's an addiction. If a TBM knew Mormonism was bad for them, would they quit? Smokers know their habit will kill them, but they smoke anyway. Their tribe has an altar, a wall of cigarettes, in every convenience store. It's a ritual they would die for. There is something called brain plasticity. What w
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Holy Bushmeat, Batman!
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