Exmo credo: "To thine own self be true"
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https://www.lifesitenews.com/opinion/archbishop-vigano-bergoglio-will-answer-to-god-for-usurping-the-throne-of-peter
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"Lori Vallow Daybell doomsday cult mom found guilty of conspiring to murder fourth husband" The LDS Church is a doomsday cult. Lori was just ahead of the curve.
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Can I pay less tithing if I sustain ChatGPT as prophet, seer, and revelator?
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It's good to be Simon. Bednar takes his role in Simon Says very seriously.
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Yet he has so many enablers who are happy to pretend the emperor has clothes. Maybe this is the natural dynamic of the church. Asking members to sacrifice is part of the doctrine. Anyone who asks for your moral autonomy, including the ability to share other wisdom traditions with the ward, is trying to control you. Bednar is not an outlier, they are all control freaks. He is at least honest ab
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Russell M Nelson
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Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter? Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
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The countdown has begun. Pope Francis will be Mormon in a year.
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But it's just around the corner, so pay your tithing so you don't burn.
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So Christ revealing himself to Yoda on Dagobah doesn't count?
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I'm picturing a couple of Nephite warriors giving him the bum's rush.
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You can get a plush blanket here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1652055539/shroud-of-turin-holy-face-of-jesus-holy
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Maybe callings are so hard to fill that they need something that fits a skeleton crew.
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Never judge a book by its cover?
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"sunday school talks are supposed to stay away from speculation" Speculation about things that are totally made up. If you can't speculate about fiction, they have no idea how their religion works and have no hope of fixing it.
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What if the Easter Bunny died for our sins but they changed it to Jesus so as not to upset the kiddies?
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But what if it _sounds_ truthy? The church is all about the feels. JS and BY knew that well, Maybe the church stopped doing that after seeing how cringey BY's sweeping statements turned out to be. Suppose 95% of everything you "know" to be true is actually false? What does it matter that your religion is part of the 95%? Furthermore, what if the deep archetypes taught by your reli
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"The downside of that is being treated as a second class member even though I toe the line on TR questions." Alienation from Mormons is bad?
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I have to hand it to Joseph Smith for being a great cult leader. He really could make people believe anything because he believed it himself. Kind of like Jim Jones but with a mob to show him the door before he got his followers killed. The modern church makes no grand proclamations. Maybe the Proclamation on the Family, which was basically "Support the gays and God will get you".
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"Hangry and ambivalent. Very human and very torn with the power of a god in his backpack." He could have pulled a Snickers out of that backpack instead of taking it out on the tree.
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According to records, the date of supposed First Vision is the year before the Smith family moved onto their farm. But why let facts get in the way of a good story? You can visit the "Sacred Grove", which is a re-creation since nobody knows where the place actually was. Missionaries will bear their testimonies about the sacred event, which appears to have sprung from Joe's imaginatio
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"Fantasy Land" was already taken.
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I wonder if church leaders see leprechauns in the temple. Maybe leprechauns advise Ensign Peak in exchange for gold. Those pots don't fill themselves. That seems more plausible (but not by much) than Jesus meeting up with GAs in the Celestial Room.
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We're playing those mind games forever. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QLeObvcUii4&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD
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Russell M Nelson farts pixie dust.
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I hope computer scientists never give ChatGPT a penis.
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"All I object to is the reflexive submission to authority" Which is trumped by the realities of due process. Qualified immunity may hold, but I would expect an expensive lawsuit. As increasing income inequality turns cities like Pocatello into Sao Paulo, I have to wonder if the policing model can change. In other words, if the police are there to serve the ownership class, they ar
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Could it be that policing is a dangerous job exactly because their war zone tactics create enemies? They become the occupiers and the public, the occupied. Gaza-lite if you will. It's not the same job as policing in other countries.
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"Bottom line. Don't rush cops with a deadly weapon in your hand." My takeaway is don't call the cops to settle domestic disturbances unless you want someone to die.
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