Long ago, satanists were infiltrating the schools (not really). Now furries are infiltrating the schools (not really). One jerk televangelist claimed to know of a teacher, somewheres in Indiana, who is a furry and uses his litterbox in front of the kids. Back then, the satanists had secret abuse tunnels under the school. None of this has ever happened.
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Writing is dead. long live writing!
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I'm a fan too. The same author wrote a couple books about a "Holistic Detective." One funny detail in the book was the "Electric Monk." This was an AI robot that you purchase for believing things that are impossible to believe. Then there was an improved Mark II Electric Monk that could believe things that people in Salt Lake City wouldn't believe. That cracked me up!
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They taught me that white people were specially blessed for having been "valiant" in the Celestial War. White Mormons were doubly blessed and expected to prostrate themselves in goddam gratitude. We were to lead the world with Jesus as our king. We were spiritual royalty. Those shoes were too big for me to wear. I walked away barefoot.
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I hated life Among Pharisees Who counted their steps And bent their knees I'd've been happier If unaware Of Pharisaical Underwear
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"Don't look back, you can never look back."
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I love the old comic book ad with the guy looking through the x-ray specs at the bones in his hand while a buxom girl in a sweater stands by.
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Dad walked around the house wearing nothing but filthy, yellowed garments. There was a flap in the back that exposed his nasty ass crack. I was fourteen and appalled. Never, I promised myself, never. And I never did wear the magic undies.
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April 23 is my only begotten son's birthday.
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The story behind garments is someone making a profit. I know these people.
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He had a second life as a pinata.
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One of the most disturbing things I have seen in contemporary government was the sleazy, underhanded undoing of Roe v Wade.
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I go back to when jackass milk is a dick priesthood holders asked, "what color is your soda, brother?" They only acceptable response was that it was root beer, but not Barq's.
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It's tragic. My great-grandfather was a plyg with three wives, and the culture was honored by my father. I rejected it. The three wives were biological sisters, so all their children were both siblings and cousins. They were stepsisters and stepbrothers too. One of them was my grandfather. He married a hillbilly girl from Tennessee who was descended from slave owners.
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No kidding. I saw an interview with a televangelist who said that he knew a man with a brother-in-law who was a furry and a grade school teacher. The teacher used a litter box in front of the students, honest to God. I have no way to explain this. I guess bullshit is good fertilizer for rumors.
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He was a classic talent in a classic band. And his song, "Blue Sky" was my favorite of theirs. I always have "Eat a Peach."
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I saw the Moody Blues in Germany, 1979. It was a great show. They finished with "Ride My See Saw."
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Anything said in a death bed is said under duress.
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Gravity creates stars and planets. It creates atmospheres. We don't know precisely how it works, so it has mysterious ways.It's both real and invisible. It's good if you like breathing, but bad if you step off a cliff. I think it qualifies as a deist God.It's steady as clockwork.
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When I was twelve I told my father I didn't believe in Jesus. I passed right by Joe Smith and went for the throat. He looked at me with disownment in his eyes and said, "you need to pray." I asked him to whom should I pray? There being no Jesus and all. He told me to pray to the Holy Ghost, and then I had to tell him I didn't believe in ghosts, holy or not. I've never seen anything to p
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I suggest they add power rangers to the presentation. It's about their level.
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"Sharing testimonies" triggers bad memories for me. I should have been in a park or running the creek. I didn't have any torment free Sundays, and fast meeting was the most tormenting day of the month.
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If you don't read, it's the same as not being capable of reading. Mormons and other cult members have no critical reasoning about their religion, because it's been prohibited. This opens the door for stupid things like health potions and powders. Utah is the fraud capitol of the U.S. because of this. What I'm saying is that compartmentalized thinking bleeds over into global thinking. That spil
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I don't do that...anymore.
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The smartest man in the room doesn't mention his status.This makes him uncomfortable in the company of fools.
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Willful ignorance drove me apart from my birth family.
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He was into bread.
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Mine said I would become a church leader (that part was for my father). No mention of crippling anxiety and depression. I cannot lead by my very nature.
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Photos of temples and temple models litter Mormon homes. The temple is a way of forcing the celestial kingdom into existence. Heaven has its souvenirs (idols).
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A political spokeswoman just used that voice in a rebuttal video. This is not meant as a political comment. I'm just saying it happened.
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