Very good, madeguy. Especially the second one.
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It's impressive that AI has advanced to the point of composing doggerel.
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I have long admired Steve's intellect. I sure hope he recovers.
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Polygamy threw a long shadow over my family. My father always told me that he could pick up more wives in the afterlife. His father was raised in a polygamous family with one man, three wives,and thirty-five children.
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There's no place for private industry in the care of troubled teens. Members are too corrupt to be trusted.
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Ignorance will end us.
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So the universe is dreaming through us? It sure has a lot of nightmares.
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My god, that's tragic. Beaten to death at school. We have monsters among us.
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Isn't there a certain thing that can't be named that should prohibit clergy access to children? This is mad.
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And people will say, "the Provo Temple."
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I've talked to young Mormon men who did ward house construction. They bragged about how many things they'd done wrong, because they didn't care. Talk about a kind of socialist decadence!They were paid little, and carted around in the backs of canopied pickup trucks. When I was eight, I had to do construction work on a new ward house in Citrus Heights, CA. It was amateur time at the church. My
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A freezer failure will be murder. People will try to claim their frozen embryos as dependents. Someone will be appointed to policing the in-vitro clinics. If some embryos are shipped, it may not be legal to cross state lines with the "minors." Orphaned frozen embryos will have to be kept frozen indefinitely. This is madness, and I guarantee that more potential children will be lost c
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Provo already has the other kind.
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Are you saying that the widespread use of emaciated is thinner than before?
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My Anxiety and Mitch Hedberg The narrow hall was like a concrete coffin, packed with bodies all around me. My brother,Jeff, and his wife,Robyn, were with me, but so was everyone else. It was like all of northern California was in there, waiting for access to the club. I felt I could stand in the middle of the hall, had there been room, and reach out and touch both walls at once . Mitch Hedbur
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Try and enforce that!
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bean salad
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It certainly will.
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They're damn right I was offended. Every Sunday I sat among the sanctimonious phonies. The worst was testimony meeting. Nut jobs talked about hearing voices or being "saved" by surviving a car wreck. I squirmed in the pew when blubbering women in muumuus hogged the microphone for twenty minutes or more. One guy saw God in the prophet's eyes. Another had an angel in his station wagon tel
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Mormons are people who don't "follow the money." I was taught that the bishop gives the money to the Lord. When I grew up, I saw all the great and spacious buildings, and I knew. Now I know about the hundred billion in stocks, and the two percent of Florida real estate. Nelson knows. The leaders know. Followers don't follow the money.
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Driver brakes for Nephites.
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I saw the game, and it was clear to me what they were doing. CIA operative Taylor Swift distracted us while the big steal was rolling out. At the end there was a points dump, and Taylor created more voters somehow. Now she can get pregnant and give birth to the Anti-Christ. Or I might have dreamed some of that during my nap.
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My only regret about being dead is I won't be able to say, "eat me."
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Ha ha ha!
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Nobody has persecuted me like my father and the Mormons. I wasn't allowed to disbelieve. But I couldn't believe the magic worldview. It led to my family disowning me.
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I read the article. What a mess!
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I would certainly rather be a deceased Mormon than a living one. Eventually, the church can be all dead people. It belongs dead.
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Daddy wasted money, time, and his relationship with his sons to prepare for something that never happened. Now he looks like a damn fool, and I resent the church for all that it took from me.
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I looked around the chapel when I was twelve, and I realized I didn't like any of the people. I would avoid them on the streets. This is awful, I thought. These are weird and bullheaded people, including my father.
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It's not a lot different from early Mormonism when they took Indian children and put them in Mormon homes. Then they had the nerve to claim the children were becoming "whiter." Not a good past and not a good present.
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