A lot of people leave the morgish lifestyle and discover that old habits are hard to break. They seek a new or different religion to replace what they had, but have a hard time finding one that fits them like they would like. Suppose you could create a tailor made religion that had everything you wanted and non of the crap that seems to tag along, what would this new religion look like? Of the fo
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Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, need some lube Holey, ugh, ugh, ugh, Holey! need some lube here, ugh, ugh, Jesus, where's Holey? need more lube here, ugh, ugh, ugh. Holey, where the hell did that ghost go now? Sorry Honey, gotta stop, don't want another friction burn. HOLEY! Dammit Holey, you playin hooky again?
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My Dad claimed to have the dowsing power and used a couple of welding rods. I laughed at him, but he demonstrated to me where there was water and where there wasn't. Of course neither he or I could prove anything, but he believed in it and told me of other men we both knew who were also dowsers. I was skeptical then and skeptical now. He dowsed a location and had a well drilled in the back ya
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I imagine that if you offended Holey in front of them, they might draw a line through your name on their list of contacts to visit when they are bored. For example; * tell them that Tomy Boy is Satan and ask them if they want to see your proof. * ask to borrow their scriptures and then start tearing out pages * start reciting the dialogue that gets you through the veil; "health in
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I seen a U-Tube video of this white hanky waving and was surprised that an apostle would engage in such a stupid looking thing. This is something I would think they would do in Primary for one of their child-like exercises. I kept watching because I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I can't find it now, maybe Holey took it down.
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I just prayed to gawd that you would lose your keys so you could try it out. Did it work?
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I drive past the site a few times every Summer and usually stop once. I've never experienced anything out of the ordinary while there, but it does have a air-of-reverence about it. As I look out over the land, I try to imagine what the scene would have looked like back in the day. It's a peaceful meadow now.
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I looked at the link, and when he challenged me to read it before passing judgement I took the challenge. I read #1, then #2 but became sleepy. Then I started #3 and fell asleep at my computer. When I "jerked" myself awake I had to restart #3 again. I could see the words, but after re-reading a few sentences over and over I went to get another cup of coffee and when I returned I had los
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Here is a pretty good synopsis of Dunn's doings. https://www.sunstonemagazine.com/pdf/083-35-57.pdf
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I won't be going to church today. However, since it is the first Sunday of the month, it is also Fast Sunday which means that the time will be turned over to us to "bare testimony". If it's okay, I think I'd like to do that now. My Brothers and Sisters (/gag just typing that) I'd like to stand before you today and un-bare my testimony. I know the church is not the true church on the
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Puff, if you wouldn't mind, what was it that turned you away from the mighty morg back when you decided to walk away?
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If memory serves me correctly, being baptized into the mormon church has nothing much to do with Jesus Christ. It was more about being labeled as a new member in "the church" and how important it is to not sin anymore which is accomplished by following the rules of mormondom. Then as you find that you mess up and break a rule, you can partake of the sacrament and be "clean" on
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Just reading what your Ward wrote to you has caused my bosom to burn. Or it could be the green peppers on my pizza, they do that too.
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This all new news to me. I've never heard of blessing the room first. I think I was taught that a couple could take off their garments for lovemaking, and put them right back on. And the green fig apron is used only inside of the temple during a session. The green apron is never worn outside of the temple to my knowledge. I've heard of people blessing their house when they first move into it,
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Send them this book: https://www.amazon.com/Satanic-Bible-Anton-Szandor-Lavey/dp/0380015390/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1482953362&sr=1-1&keywords=satanic+bible It's inexpensive and would certainly get their attention.
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Here is the application form: Can you sing? Can you sit for 13 hours without peeing? Do you have a job you can't leave for weeks at a time? Do you have a fake smile? Are you boring? Where is Kolob? How do you spell Terrersetial? Can you sleep sitting up? How much tithing do you pay?
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I've been drinking a wee bit and the thought popped into my mind, Tommy Boy is somebody's Father and my Father was Santa Claus. So if drunken logic follows suit, then Tommy must be Santa Claus too. In that case, we can ask him for a gift. What do you want to ask of Tommy? I think I want my own Hooter.
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Whatever you do, don't sign a 2 year rocktract. Those things are very hard to break if you change your mind later. As for the style, I still like my flip-rock. It fits in my pocket real nice. My Brother opted for a table rock and he has to carry it with both hands everywhere he goes. He says it isn't a burden, but his wife wants to take him back to the gravel pit to pick out one that's smaller (s
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My girlfriend has had pneumonia for 2 weeks now. I haven't got it, I was under the assumption that it wasn't contagious. Was I wrong?
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Tom Tom will claim that he is too weak to speak. But, he can oversee a financial conglomerate that is bigger than we can imagine. He won't have to worry, his lawyers are bigger than their lawyers.
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Back when I was still considered an active member of gawd's true church, I had a favorite bench I liked to sit on. It was on the side and the very last bench. Sacrament meeting started first and I knew I had to be on time or I would have to sit elsewhere. Another man also liked this bench and he would arrive a minute earlier than me and secure his favorite seat. So, I would leave even earlier
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Up the street from me is where the ward's financial clerk lives. Ever since I quit attending, paying, or participating in the morg, he has hated my guts with a passion. If I leave my driveway and he is outside, he will duck around his house to avoid having to wave at me. He has been the financial clerk for the last 3 bishopricks, he must be real good at it. I'm going to resign from the morg, b
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Every now and then I read something that just cracks me up. Thank you for posting this reply, made my day.
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https://i1.wp.com/flawlesscrowns.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Crownberry.jpg Here ya go, now can I come over for a wee bit?
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Gawd, I hope it does so I can finally do something with all this food storage I've been putting away.
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I too enjoy Crown Royal Apple on ice. However, I'm all out at the moment. Can I come over and finagle a little? I'll trade you some Coffee Liqueur.
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I'm curious, Apple Juice & Fire Ball? Would the Fireball be Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps?
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Way back in the day when I was still considered an active member, if you asked for help you had to clean the church or do yard work around the church. One time the bishop asked me to do a daily lockup around 9:00 every night. I wasn't getting assistance from him so I asked and he told me nobody else would do it and he needed a dependable person to make sure that the church was locked up every nig
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I can't believe in a kind and loving Father in Heaven who loves each of his children and yet allows them to inflict so much pain & suffering to each other as if it were nothing.
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It's kinda like rolling in cow manure for your whole life. It isn't too bad, some days are warm and mooshy, some days might have an extra tangy aroma, but over-all, it's comforting because that is all you have ever known. Then one day you discover that maybe you don't have to roll in manure anymore so you stand up and look around. Over by the farmer's house is a large patch of green grass and peo
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