You got my hopes up. I thought I was at an ELP concert :(
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The only way I've found that works to get rid of them is to get "aggressive" with them
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Back when I was a church member and held the Aaronic priesthood I often got roped into going out on FAT sunday's to collect fast offerings
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Get well soon Boner My old man had Kidney stones years ago and no machines to shatter them and only sergury to remove them I'm just glad I have kidney failure and not stones as the pains unbearable
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Sometimes I think Stake/Ward leadership are off in their own world! lol
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Went to chat in mormon.org and asked about the second anointment and they had no idea lol
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Years ago when I was a newish church member I was invited to a saturday evening event for ward members. It turned out to be a recruiting event fora well known MLM!
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When I was a church member other members regularly tried to get me to join their various mlm's. Funnily enough most never seemed to stay very long with it
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If she did stalk me I'd be setting world records for running!
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I resigned fro the church a few months ago and even if she did report me to the bishop of my old ward he cant do anything as I'm no longer a member
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bradley Wrote: > If you really wanted to snark: "Most women look > more attractive after I've been drinking. How come > you don't?". I'll pay that one lol
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Went out with friends last night for a meal and a few drinks at a club. There was an ultra TBM there at another table who was all eyes at me drinking. Later she said that she's report me to the Bishop of my old ward to which I replied "You can mind your own business. What I'm doing is completely legal (I'm well over legal drinking age)".
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I live in Australia and recently saw a bumper sticker which read... A Dingo stole my stick family
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Had an interstate trip to Sydney (Australia) for a week. During my stay I ended up at a beachside suburb called Manly and while eating lunch I observed 2 Mishies near the ferry wharf trying to engage people with no luck. Guess people (like me) had better things to do.
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ZZ Top and Lee Sklar have been making beards fashionable for years lol
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I used my church stuff as bbq fuel :)
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It was having multiple wives and spirit babies in the next life for me!
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New Zealand would be ok if your a sheep fancier ....(if you get my drift) Us Aussies love to stir the kiwi's about sheep
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Funeral taters and jello salad? Please explain. Never heard of that here in Australia
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Just got invited to a dinner (at local ward building) on Saturday evening by a tbm. Obviosly he doesn't know I'm no longer a member
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Well said
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I'd been inactive for over 10 years and only had the bishop of my ward contact me when I'd resigned.
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At least tattoos don't go around knocking on doors annoying the occupants Ok I'll go sit in the corner......
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Earlier this year the mishies called in to see me an I tol them I wasn't interested. Despite this they still wanted to come in an I gave them a verbal tongue lashing to which they promptly left with the parting words Merry Christmas, to which I replied its the end of January Christmas is over -----.
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I liked Star Wars that much I had my favorite character Yoda tattooed on arm
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Same here Lethbridge and the religious people still come to see me when in hospital. They don't seem to understand I have no interest in their religious speel
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Recently bumped into a hardcore TBM and was asked if I was coming back to church. Obviosly she didn't know I'd resigned. The look of horror from her, you'd think I'd committed a huge sin!
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Ziller, I'm not as think as you drunk I am
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It's Saturday morning here I have a 6 pack of Tooheys Old beer in the fridge ready for the rugby this afternoon :)
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I was in hospital late last year and the mishies turned up Only 1 person knew (even though I was inactive at the time I have a few friends still attending church) that's a church member. I guess they pass on info to mishies
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