> > Hello there, my name is Danny, > i'm 18 and live in springville > (just south of Provo) > Hey, Danny! You got any inside info on the fellow 18-year-old female who started a couple of fires ($600,000 in damages!) in mormon ward houses? https://www.sltrib.com/news/2019/03/29/teenager-custody-after/
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I am not a fan of censorship when adults are involved. CZ's comment was completely nonresponsive to the issue. Moderator Tevai pulled a post from view, announced that CZ had to okay it, but didn't mention on what grounds she hid it, and then CZ said nothing responsive to the issue at hand, in that the original post was not "...political, a personal attack or deliberately offensive."
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Who confessed? My money is on Sheri Dew!
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> > "A new bill in the Utah Legislature will > make sex outside of marriage legal." > I won't be impressed with the Utah legislature until they make fornication mandatory.
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Devoted Exmo said > I simply try to share the luck with > others. It's really all I can do. Wait, are you saying you share the luck in a "pay it forward" sort of way? Or do you mean that you'll endlessly share with people how lucky, blessed and genealogically connected you are? Cuz I can see a difference.
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What if I fornicate and then give her money?
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https://www.tor.com/2019/03/27/what-we-do-in-the-shadows-television-spin-off-premieres-on-fx/comment-page-1/ Here's a review that gives a lot more detail! I am recording this preview and if it comes reasonably close to living up to this reviewer's hype, will watch it until the conquest is complete. I almost married a vampire, but I found a "Whatever You Do, Don't Marry a Vampire!"
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Tell them that going on a mission is obviously not a requirement for becoming the head of the church! Nah, they won't appreciate it. I project that you're going to have to come up with a good explanation for not going. I think the first assumption will that it's a "worthiness" issue. How have your bishop interviews been going? Short term, lying has its advantages, but the sooner
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Within the scheme of JW super righteous heaven, where do the victims go? Are children under a specific age guaranteed heaven?
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So Tevai, are polygamy-practicing Jews polluting Judaism? I gotz ta know!
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I've reached the totally unfounded conclusion that it's just "time in the trenches." They have to 'witness' for Jehovah, and I have to suppose that there is an hours-per-week quota. And it used to be that it was all door to door. But a few years ago I started seeing them sitting quietly and reverently by the entrance to the supermarket where I shopped. There'd be two or more of th
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Mom?
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Would the same odds exist for experiencing 'special pain, defeat or ignominy'? Because that pretty much seems about right for my life.
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Much of the 'miraculous' work the body does is the result of good ol' trial and error, via the mostly blind process of evolution. While many of us, myself included, are extremely grateful for what our bodies do for us, the fact that one possesses a body is sometimes NOT worthy of praise. Forgive me now for becoming trite and tedious: Attitude is Everything! The manner in which you seem to h
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So naturally people are going to want to know: How many months shy of 15 was she?
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Stalking on Steroids! Good Gracious!! Apparently, it's an older story now, but I just heard about it. And since its victim is in North Salt Lake City, I want to know if there is any Mormon involvement? It's kind of a fascinating story! For any not in the know, here's the Deseret Press version, so you know that it's the Lord's version, lo, even Mormon Jesus's Truth. https://www.deseret
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Does your S-I-L have any notion as to the extent of the meaning associated with the, "That's what you get!" comment? If the culprit was meting out rough justice, what might have been your SIL's evil doing? Getting a handle on this could be important to establish why the culprit felt this was a tit for tat situation. A jury needs something in which to sink its teeth in order to fi
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Wow! Thanks for that! I had forgotten about this song and how good it is. Much appreciated!
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It's coming from that bunch of people 25 feet from the employees' entrance!
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If you can get one, they are good to have! It would even be better to be able to schedule one. Do I think God is involved? No.
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In many 3rd World wards, that guy would be totally styling! In my 2.5th World mission, we never mentioned anything about what to wear to church, we just wanted them to show up. I've always assumed that all Americans grew up knowing that church required Sunday go-to-meeting clothes. Whereas in my mission, they grew up knowing/seeing that anything goes for the poor people when it comes to go
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Maybe call the Elders Quorum?
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We have the technology for interstellar travel, but we don't have the ability to live long enough to use it. If it turns out that there are no 'magic' wormholes, and Einstein was correct that nothing can travel faster than greased light, then the magical ingredient to interstellar travel will be medical immortality. Or the downloading of the human consciousness into an ageless metal device of
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Hahahaha! She goes to a church she likes and which likes her back! Just not the Mormon church!
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Yesiree, go to LDScharities(dot)org to see wonderful stories about Mormons helping the less fortunate. What a marvelous work and a wonder! And then note that the work they do is funded by contributions, which they ask for, rather than from church coffers. They ask for new money! They don't use the money they already have! Mormons worship money and they do not give church money away like it wa
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Humping is loading up a backpack and then carrying the loaded backpack up an unpleasant incline, and no dawdling! Or sex, another euphemism for sexual intercourse. I think it's one euphemism of six or seven known euphemisms...maybe eight?
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The Mormon church would never sanction unsealed humping.
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A man could marry one woman by the law and acquire additional 'wives' sealed to him in the temple. It's scripture! And the state would say nothing.
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I didn't read the article, but based on the four descriptors of the malady, "young, lost, lonely, depressed", getting laid, while perhaps simply a stop gap measure, would work wonders! Given the new freedoms God is extending to the Saints, we may be only one survey and a test program away from it!
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Satan is scoring! They got no defense against him; he's scoring at will!
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