ya ~ feels you bro ~ we be strapping on the water wings down here in Houston
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ya ~ he's pretty good on the radio but if you go to his live shows keep an eye on your women
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ya ~ sassenach be bitter an be telling exmo men what we need to "shed"
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n/t
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ziller: "Hey baby. Let's play 'rape'." ziller's trophy wife: "No. Absolutely not!" ziller: "That's the spirit baby!"
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From the article: “Many are criticizing the festival after Screen International reported that several middle-aged women were refused entry to the Sunday premiere of Todd Haynes’ ‘50s lesbian romance Carol for wearing flats.” /ˈlez.bi.ən/ - definition – women in comfortable shoes
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Doxi ~ that is none other than The-Most-Interesting-Man-in-the-World !! "I don't always go to sacrament meeting, but when I do, I don't wear a tie."
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excellent article on the etymology of "Mormon" thingys: http://www.juvenileinstructor.org/all-gods-creatures-including-mormos/
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lolz
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That's a man, baby. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNzrem4U298
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excellent point, randyj outstanding summary, RP
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more information is needed to evaluate this situation please post links to pics thanks
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msdocron should have offended this bishoprick's face with your fists
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ziller Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This thread is worthless without links to pics. > > Thank you for your cooperation. fixed it http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/27591839.html thread saving-ly yours
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This thread is worthless without links to pics. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Young TBM Ziller read the BoM for the first time to prepare for his upcoming mission. He didn't get through 1st Nephi before he thought... "This is trash" The testimony and belief in God went right out the window about 2 minutes later. pre-internet-ly yours, ziller
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Daniel C. Peterson had spent four days waiting at the Grand America Hotel in Salt Lake City when the concierge finally called up to his room to let him know his ride had arrived. He expected to see a chauffeured limo or at least a town car, but his ride turned out to be an ordinary cab. Well, the cab was ordinary, but the cabbie appeared to be at least ten feet tall. He had the look of a pri
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The Recovery from Mormonism (RfM) discussion board part of the World Wide Web may seem a little frightening at first, however, with these easy-to-follow instructions, you'll soon be able to waste, errrr, enjoy many hours here with little to no effort ! Let’s get started by creating a simple post. Are you ready? Put on your big-boy pants and click on the “New Topic” button to b
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Mormon Missionaries and a water hose… http://i.minus.com/ibzXM0dg0uNwh9.gif
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Praize the ExmoJesus !!! You dodged a big bullet there, bro. Oh ~ and your bank account called and said he is feeling much better now
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ziller puffs out his chest pats hisself on the back grabs some cookies and takes a victory lap around the RfM compound
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now that's funny right there congrats to you pogie !!!
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For some odd reason, Mormons think that they have the exclusive rights to market the idea that “Families are Forever™”. Most Christians and other Life-After-Death fans might politely disagree. The Mormon answer to the question "Will I be with the people I love after this life?" is “Yes. If, 1. You get babtized by Mormons 2. You pay 10% of your income 3. You do the
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Here’s some from a Masonic point-of-view: This one is from an RLDS historical website: http://www.academia.edu/9119146/_Irregularities_in_the_Work_of_Nauvoo_Lodge_Mormonism_Freemasonry_and_Conflicting_Interests_on_the_Illinois_Frontier_ And these two are off of Anti-Mormon websites: http://www.shields-research.org/General/Palmyra_Project/E_Cecil_McGavin/Mormonism_and_Masonry/12Cha
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When the Lamanites marched into Teancum, Nephi was working in the Ward Clerk’s office and babysitting his two small children. The first time he actually saw the Lamanites was around the third hour. The first troops were striplings. Young girls, young boys, some could not have been more than twelve years old, bearing spears and heavy steel swords. Many were wearing shrunken h
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Louis Pasteur ? What an ass. He prolly never even existed. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Louis_Pasteur
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well done CNB
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Tommy S. Monson, his counselors, and the rest of the Quorum of the Twelve were presumed to have disappeared in the Second Coming of MormonJesus, as were the entire Quorum of the Seventies, all Temple Presidents, most Stake Presidents, Mission Presidents, and all of their wives. Many Bishops, Relief Society Presidents and Aaronic Priesthood Quorum Presidents had also been reported missing. T
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Untold Book of Mormon Stories ~ “Imperial Space Marine Duty Station – Zarahemla” http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,377599,377599#msg-377599
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It had been a while since MormonJesus had been in the Salt Lake City Temple, but He truly enjoyed walking to and fro, and up and down in it. MormonJesus reminisced about the good times He and Brigham Young used to have in its upper rooms, drinking wine and swapping stories about their wives up until late in the night. As MormonJesus approached the Holy-of-Holies, accompanied by His attendin
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