San pelligrino does a limonata sparkle lemonade with vodka, it's.... Kinda perfect
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So are mine! They know now that we don't go... but before that I used to get migraines all the time :) Good luck! Come out and tell them when you are good and ready and not a minute before.
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This one is really... gross... http://ldsmag.com/comments/?id=50309
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The letter *could* have been addressed to both of us?
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Ha! So *I* wrote an email to the church resigning my husband and my memberships and *I* signed it. The bishop called my husband to confirm and the letter from the church saying it is being processed or whatever is addressed to: BROTHER SUZANNE. It makes me want to scream. Then laugh. As I lack a Y chromosome, I'm meaningless to tscc and I remain that way. ugh.
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He was working on Sunday. This is his punishment.
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I want to know more... Blonde? No water? I want all the craziness! Please help!
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Yeah... but I have felt that way for a long time. I am not mormon because I say I am not, it has nothing to do with whatever weird database they have. I totally get why people don't think it is meaningful to resign. It meant something to my husband though, so we did it and the big surprise to me was that, for me, it actually felt really good. It actually did feel like a weight was lifted and it w
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Yeah... Im surprised actually at how good it feels. I was always more of the school of thought that I am not mormon because I choose not to be mormon anymore and found the resignation process kind of silly because who cares what the mormon church thinks... but sending in that letter... that just felt right. You could say that I feel the spirit even! yay!
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My huz and I just sent in our letters. Prost!
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I thought sheep went to heaven and goats went to hell...
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It son his Facebook page. I was surprised too!
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I loved him! He was so kind and fun! :(
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Shit. You need to get her a present NOW. Something that makes her feel sexy... whatever that is. Like, a lacy night gown, but not like, a lingere thing (look up Eileen West Night gowns) And here is the thing: You made your point and I am sure she will doll up for you more now. You were right to talk to her about how you feel. And there is also nothing wrong with her feelings being hurt. And s
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okay. So. You can still buy them and maybe I really liked them because they didn't have that awful elastic waist band that squished you right on your spare tire... I mean... its not *weird* that I wore that kind... I mean... not any weirder than wearing any of the other kinds.
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When the night before you make your husband do a breath test on several different liquors to see which one smells the least When you look at your knees and shoulders from 360 degree angles to make sure no offensive skin is showing When the prayer over the meal gets going so long you consider just... starting to eat...
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I think because Kate *is* a heretic and Dehlin just gives heretics a forum for talking. I agree that he is more influential, but his "crime" is less easily defined.
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Get the Victoria's secret cc. I get a free pair of their undies every month for free :)
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I'm thankful that the church has written so many essays lately to explain the "plain and precious" truths that were so confusing to me. I believe in the atonement because if the lord can forgive Joseph smith for being an adulterous pedophile, he can forgive me for drinking a glass of wine tonight. The church doesn't change because God doesn't change, He just reveals things to us a
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A friend of mine just lost her husband to stomach cancer. They had been married for 4 months... he was diagnosed 3 months ago. As part of the whole thing, she lost her step children too because she has no rights to them in our state. I'm left feeling tongue tied and awkward around her. I don't know what to do or say. Help?
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Pioneer Children sang as they walked and walked and walked and walked.... aaaaannnnnddddd walked More like: Pioneer Children died as they starved and starved and starved and starved.... aaaannnnndddd froze
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Yes but simply because that is an ugly ass song!
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Ok, so maybe this is evidence that I am a bad person, but I don't like the church putting out these essays. I feel like because they put them out, that members will be able to accept these things that are often testimony ruining. I am worried that they will allow people to have a civil marriage in the US before the temple wedding because I think that people will see that as a good thing and stay
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This confuses me. Is this to mean that 35% of men who are baptized in the church attend and 42% of women? Doesnt that seem awfully high?
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He'll get over it. The church is stupid and your kids are smart. Its totally just a phase!
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!!!! We are soul mates!!!! Happy Birthday to us!!
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Mickey Mouse wanted to get a divorce from Minnie. He went to talk to a lawyer that told him that he couldn't just divorce Minnie for being crazy. Mickey said, I never told you she was crazy! I told you that she was fucking Goofy!
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Today a friend of mine told me that she has a stage 4 cancer and is likely dying within months. I'm okay. Everyone around her is being super sweet and sad and helpful... I would rather send her some links or jokes or pictures that will make her laugh. She's Roman Catholic and just got married a couple months ago... *sniff* but yeah, I just want to out together something hilarious for her to watch
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The temple isn't secret it's sacred, remember?
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I think that since it is natural and healthy that just about everyone at least occasionally does it. I wish that is wasnt seen a such a horrible sin because I think that anything that says that the natural man is an enemy to god is a really damaging thing...
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