This is the story: http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/07/us/elizabeth-smart-anderson-cooper/index.html?hpt=hp_c2 This is some info about the guy (some crazy Mormon who decided he was Jesus): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_David_Mitchell Thanks for the extra info, Cludgie! :)
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An 18 year-old Mormon missionary was on the train in Spain involved in a recent deadly derailment. CNN reports. http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/bestoftv/2013/07/26/exp-newday-ward-spain-train-survivor.cnn.html Wonder how the church is going to spin this?
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http://www.redorbit.com/news/science/1112754510/alien-like-skulls-unearthed-mexico-122712/ And their skulls are only "alien-like" because they came from Kolob. Right?
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I agree 100% that those fighting for us shouldn't be taken for granted, but my point was that placing women, who usually are not as strong physically as men, might cause unnecessary harm to themselves and to others as well. Why take a "bullet for my freedom" when doing so isn't required?
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LOL, I heard a different version of this before, but with a bus driver and a priest. Like this one better though.
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LOL Steve, not surprised you're a cartoonist at all!
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http://security.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/23/military-to-open-combat-jobs-to-women/?hpt=hp_c1 First the LDS church makes the mistake of recruiting more women to serve missions, now the US army is following suit? From what I gather, in the Army most women can't keep up with most men, particularly when it comes to ruck marches, carrying or moving heavy equipment around etc. ... Heck, most women a
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17 - Supporter of evolution. Though younger siblings believe in creationism (but they're TBM so I don't know if they count for your survey of sorts).
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Watch this turn into a creationist/evolution food fight...
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Can't find the reference, but it's accepted doctrine that the Holy Ghost will eventually be given a body too, once everyone else has. No idea where he came from though.
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Would Pres. Monson conclude his interminable gabble? Some of us breathe oxygen and we find the mephitic fumes of his oratory a lethal challenge to our pulmonary capabilities. I borrowed this quote from the Lincoln movie that just came out... Suits the purposes of this thread, I thought.
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Here you go, use this: 卍 (Not a nazi btw)
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Hi Steve, I appreciate all the time and effort you put into the research and thoughts you post on RfM. You're by and far one of those posters who I look forward to reading, not to suck up but it's true. I'm afraid however that I must agree with Mordecai on this one. Although I no longer believe in the Mormon god, or any supreme being for that matter, it is my firm belief that, as Mordecai allu
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My ultra-TBM oldest sister is spending half a semester studying in Quebec City. She thinks that the spirit will help her with all her problems and unfortunately because of this she has very few, if any, social skills and is extremely interdepent. She calls my parents if she wants to take a stroll down the block, if she isn't sure if she should buy a t-shirt, if she can't open the pickle jar... Yo
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Just kidding - great job and all the best to your family. I wish mine would do the same.
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Science hasn't caught up to LDS doctrine yet. You just wait... In a few years, all the physics textbooks will be teaching that the Sun gets its heat and light from Kokaubeam.
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LOL, love your sense of humour!
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LOL, I thought this would be another one of those threads of Joseph Smith and polygamy. "Say, any of you women feeling adventurous?"
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Welcome to Moronism, quebec.
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I also know that there are men on the moon, and on the sun because my profit said so.
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Well, you know, he was a descendant of Cain... *sarcasm*
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This is the email I got, verbatim, with the names removed. ---------------------------------- HEY [2humble4u]!!!!! We need YOU - Yes, YOU - to come to the SYE.* Seriously, come. I'm not joking. The younger youth need your support and if they see you attending activities, it will help promote them and get everyone excited. Although it's during exams, please make the time to support the yo
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I guess dentist make sense... If I'd be seeing that many people with bad breath each day I'd be having serious problems too.
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I believe youth manuals do the same.
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I also have a problem with the songs almost always being sung in first-person. Examples include: "I love to see the temple, I'm going there someday," "Jesus wants me for a sunbeam," "I will follow God's plan for me," "I am a child of God," and so on. Little children (and adults, during sacrament hymns, for that matter) are being forced to repeat phrases
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Oh, oh, pick me! XP
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"Welcome onboard MOrON airlines A666 flight to wherever the Prophet leads us. Flying time is yet to be determined as no man knoweth the hour when the Savior cometh. Sacrament will be served during the flight. The iron rod must be fastened whenever the Sure Sign of the Nail is switched on. TSCC regulations prohibit members from taking photographs in all airports as they are too secre
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