Sounds like time share. Once you get in you find out its notthe same as the sales pitch and its very hard to get out or you have to pay to get out.
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Who needs a mask when Jesus is on your side. Snakes won't bite you and if someone gives you a hard time, just dust your feet and Jesus will take over from there.
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A 3000 square foot house the Utah was 125k in the early 1990s and college tuition was about 400 a semester. If you made 30-50k per year you could make a good go of it and mom did not even need to work. Is this the world Romney is trying to re-create by giving someone a few hundred bucks a year for a kid? It won't work. Housing, college and other costs have left lots of people in the cold.
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Why has no one mentioned the 3 Nephites and the 3 Big foot? One in the US south one in the Pacific northwest and one in the Himalayas. There are two in the USA because the USA in Gods promised land. The two in the USA meet in Missouri annually with the prophet. I thought everyone knew about this. They are protected by God so they will never be caught. If you try to catch one you will be
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The My Pillow guy at the Whitehouse. Trump playing "My Way" at his patting himself on the back party before he left Washington in shame.
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Jesus also cares deeply about real estate developers and money!
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Trump won't admit he lost - though he knows he did. Nelson won't admit LDS Inc., dogma is bullshit - though he knows it is. Trumps lies in an effort to destroy American democracy and stay in power by appealing to the Trump voters. Nelson pretends the gospel is true in effort to keep power and keep the "idiots" (I used to be one) in line.
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The God of Mormons is a pretentious, self-righteous, country club asshole
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Promising stuff will happen when you die is the 100% best business model/scam ever developed. If someone comes back from the dead and confirms Russ's delusion I will come back to church. What a jerk trying to scare people about leaving the cult.
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I hear you can wear a baseball cap and take a Big Gulp inside the new Tooele Temple. they will have cup holders.
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What about I testify that American Indians are Lamanites from the Middle East and white guys should marry them so they can be white like us. I testify that black people are black because they are cursed from Cain. They deserve to be black because they were bad, bad, bad in the preexistance. But, if they are good now the will be white and have a cadillac in the next life." Thes
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Excluding 1/2 the population without a penis, he could chose one of 3.5 billion people to run his true chruch. But, as we know, since its LDS Inc, not a true chruch, God always chooses church broke, 60 plus, white guy, business men who know how to correlate.
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How dare you cast your pearls befoer swine!
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Bruce R. meets a whore - would make for a great Chruch News article
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right after they admit climate change is hoax and vaccination is for losers
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Your suggestion goes well with LSD Inc and trickle down religion
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On a much smaller scale without the inquisition, but Check out 1 Nephi 13 Behold the gold, and the silver, and the silks, and the scarlets, and the fine-twined linen, and .......... The fruits of the Catholic and LDS Chruches.. May need to revise 1 Ne 13
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Anybody recall 1 Nephi 13 The Great and abominable chruch, harlot of the earth 4 And it came to pass that I saw among the nations of the Gentiles the formation of a great church. 5 And the angel said unto me: Behold the formation of a church which is most abominable above all other churches, which slayeth the saints of God, yea, and tortureth them and bindeth them down, and yoketh them
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Easy to sit back and second guess isn't it. Thanks Tom
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May want to also include people getting out because; though LDS people are "chosen," often times TBMs act more like Satan than Jesus and sometimes treat one another very unkindly. I tried the intellectual stuff which got my wife thinking, but ultimately it was the stupid and unkind acts and words of TBM members that caused her to fully pull the rip cord. The dumbass bishop calle
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And a horse is a tapir
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Hey Hey We're the Monkeys And People say we monkey around We're to busy singing to put anybody down We're just trying to be freindly Come and watch us sing and play We're the young generation and we got something to say Better than any LDS Hymn
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Looks like Mrs. Russ Nelson has told Russ to make some changes. God is a dufus. We don't need no stinking veil.
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Most cold readers/psychics don't know the person that walks in off the street, but Mormon psychics know a lot about the person getting a blessing. They know what you want to hear, what parents want to hear and what you expect. It's easy to give people a warm fuzzy when you already know what they want to hear. In the end it's all total BS. They should give you what you want for 10% pf your pa
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I hope on the way back the probe will also find evidence of Quakers on the Moon, as suggested by Horney Joe and brother Brigham. From Mormon Think: - Prophet Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses, v. 13, p. 271 “As far back as 1837, I know he said the moon was inhabited by men and women the same as this earth, and that they lived to a greater age than we do – that they live generally
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And the last time anyone mentioned Lamanites, Nephites or any manner of ites or native Americans in conference was ????
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Looks like Fair Mormon is the best the church has. Pretty pathetic. But how can anyone defend the cluster-F known as Mormon doctrine. A few pathetic quotes "More needs to be done to increase awareness of, access to and confidence in trusted resources by Latter-day Saints and seekers of truth" Gee, I wonder what those sources are? "Independent voices are needed in
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Might I add a #4. LDS Inc is also in hiding because TBMs may begin to wonder why they are being asked to clean toilets and give tithes to the already huge, multi billion dollar empire..
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Yeah, no shit. It makes us both feel bad. Rfm is the best!
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She is pissed x 10 and she bailed.
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