It's been so long it's hard to remember. I can remember being bored a lot. We recycled the same lessons every month. Not sure why we had hymnals. We sang the same four hymns every week. "Super Saturdays" were anything but that. I just remember wanting to be anywhere, and I mean ANYWHERE else than there. As an exmo I take great pride that I was right. Anywhere else is indeed b
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CuriousObserver Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Last night my 'TBM' bf asked me if i would like to > go to a inner faith fair that was happening at the > institute building on his college campus. Holy Crap! You are a cheap date! What are you doing next weekend? Taking turns hitting each other in the head with rocks? Donating blood then seeing who
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Remember to take care of yourself while making arangements, and planning memorials.
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I at that sh$t for 18 years.
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I wanted to read the article for insight before guessing, but could not make my mind read it. I started over 3 times, and still couldn't focus on it. To. boring. must. stop. reading. or kill. self.
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No one can top that!
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"We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun, But my song didn't sell at all, so now I work in the mall.."
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Do you use "flipping" and "fetching" as adjectives? Do you have a self rightous attitude, and look down on others? Do you talk about C.S. Lewis, Tolken, Harry Potter, and lame Vampire movies a lot? Does your screen saver feature anything BYU related? Got Minivan? Check in the mirror while you walk, to ensure you do not lean noticably to the right from the weig
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How is poor "Sister Unmarried" going to achieve her highest glory in the afterlife if she is not assigned to someone in the CK? She has to be married to a Priesthood holder. They could scrap polygamy all together if the scrap the need for a temple marriage to achieve the "Highest Degree of Glory", but we all know that won't happen. How will they be able to Keep the BICs com
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I read the comments underneath, about how the "Osmond" name was the only thing that held this lp back from being compared to Zepplin, or Pink Floyd.....Absolute rubbish! As for a "plan" The best case scenerio has you hanging out with Mormons for eternity(I can do this just spending an hour with the TBM Fam). How can Hell be any worse than that?
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"running away" inferes to me you are a pouty kid who didn't get his way and is trying to make his parents sorry.... You didn't do that. You came up with a plan to get away from a difficult situation, implimented said plan, and have made it work for you. They haven't found you because you haven't needed them. Don't short change yourself. You did a brave thing.
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As soon as I was old enough to pass the sacrament I used that as an excuse to sit in the back, away from my family after I was done. My family sat about 1/3 of the way back from the front, always in the middle because of size(11 kids).
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we can beat them at > anything. We have the greatest and smoothest liars > in the world, the cunningest and most adroit > thieves, and any other shade of character that you > can mention. > > We can pick out Elders in Israel right here who > can beat the world at gambling, who can handle the > cards, cut and shuffle them with the smartest > rogue on the face o
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I was never contacted by anyone, and got my letter a few months later.
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Or he was to busy bending the elders over forwards (metaphorically speaking of course).
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Changed Man Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- She said Mr. Hallstrom was a > stupid "Utah Mormon" who should have been pulled > aside by the Brethren and set straight. Where do the "brethren" and the "profit" live now? They are the ultimate "Utah Mormons"...
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Everyone in the "Gentile" world thought I was weird. I was never rightous enough for my parents. The rest of the stake youth resented me, as their parents put me on a pedistal and told there kids, "..why can't you be more like the Stake pres's son, jon1?"..... What's not to like about that...
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"...I have a great funny story, but I'm not going to tell you..." >:p
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She didn't learn all those tricks in primary. If she put a "good one" on you, it was due to experience, not "finally letting loose", no matter what she told you.
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"nut" or "job"?
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I traced my ancestory back to a time long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away when I had a famous ancestor named Chew Backa, maybe you have heard of him.... But that's not all. I traced my offspring forward into the future and found out that Cornelius (You know, the ape that had his fur turned "light & delightsome" because of his compationate thinking.) from the origional "
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Good! I'll put off paying my taxes until after the 5th.
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