My parents were angry that they had to show up for pictures an hour before the ceremony. They refused to help set up and break down. My mom yelled at me when I asked her to help pick out a dress, and then yelled again when I picked out a green one. All in all, it was a normal family affair.
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Any slight hint of free thought or rebellion is obviously satan.
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Not to rub anything in, but my marriage took place at a beautiful lodge along one of the bluest lakes in our state. I have pictures of my husband and me throughout the whole ceremony. There were children, family members, and friends at the wedding, and it didn't matter what religion they were.
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WOW. I wonder how many of those girls contemplated suicide?
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I asked my mom once if there were golden toilets in the temple. She scolded me for mocking the house of the lord. I was eight years old, so I was completely serious. Didn't expect the lobby of the Dallas temple to look like a hotel.
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Maybe you might know the Schlichtes?
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If you are, you might know some of my relatives. Please let me know!
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That was the last straw for me. I didn't want to be part, even in name, of any group that promotes an anti-rights agenda.
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"The underwear frames my man-boobies while reflecting my white trash heritage and love of metal."
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Pious motherfuckers
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Aww! You make me blush! What I was referring to is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PBptSDIh8 It was a meme that went around a few years ago.
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Mormons are super CREEPY.
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"Trololololololololo"
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They roast their beans at a much higher temperature than what other coffee providers do. Hey, when you have a store at every corner, you have to fast-food it up. In fact, Starbucks is really the McDonald's of coffee.
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Ok. When someone talks about polygamy, I immediately assume that we're talking about polygyny, when a man can have more than one wife. There is also polyandry, when a woman can have more than one husband. I would be in favor of polygamy if it encompassed group marriage-more than one wife OR husband, polyandry, and polygyny. I am just fine with egalitarian group marriage. I would not be in favo
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Religious polygamy is not the same as polyamory. I was involved in a polyamorous relationship, and I do not regret it. It was based on love, mutual respect, and friendship. When polygamy happens, especially mormon polygamy, it is a tool, and a weapon used by men and leaders of their LDS offshoot to use women for selfish sexual desires. Are you a never-mo? If not, I'm sorry to be preaching t
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http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/120656/false_prophet_harold_camping_banked
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To help my mom nearly burn down the house. Several times.
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Can Harold Camping be prosecuted for fraud?
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I saw this the other day, and thought it was hysterical: "Clean The Restrooms" Or my personal favorite: "Dead-Dunkin' Donuts"
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Read previous post wrong.
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I have nothing to add, other than that was hysterical.
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We follow it to the letter at my work.
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No kids just yet!
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Example: Thomas Monson: BLEGH! Rupert Everett: YUM!
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